Jakei

One of the most loyal people you will ever meet! Jakei will always be there for you when you're down. Jakei is very smart, if though she does not feel like she is. When Jakei has a friend who is very special to her heart and life, she will fight for you. When you two are having ups and downs, Jakei will work hard to bring that relationship together again! Even when Jakei does not show you that she wants to work out the relationship, she does. When you do something to hurt Jakei, she is cold. Her heart is cold, either towards you only, or towards almost everyone. Jakei will to out of her way for your wants and needs. When she cares, she will always try to put you first. No second thoughts. All in all, Jakei is a hell of a good person! So always remember that.

Dad: Hey son, how is school, have you talked to Jakei today?

Son: No. To be honest, I don't even know if I will talk to her ever again.

Dad: Why? What happened ?
Son: I did something to hurt her feelings, multiple times. Now I don't know if she even cares about me anymore.

Dad:Sorry to hear that man, you two were good friends.
Jakei On The Outside: Fuck him, he's not a true friend. I hate him, and I'm moving on.

Jakei On The Inside:Just please come back. Even though your not good for me.

by BigBossSnow27 March 16, 2018

Jakey

Scottish slang for pisshead, old waster, wino,low-life.

Dirty Jakey cunt.
Go get with the fucking jakey`s.

by JesusJohn July 20, 2008

jakey

a hard-core alcoholic

At the subway station there were some piss-reeking jakeys around.

by Simo November 13, 2003

jakey

A member of the street drinking fraternity
Etymology - believed to have been derived from jackdaw and jake which is scots for a cheap strong drink.

"You can easily tell the jakeys from the brass monkies. The jakeys have damaged red skin on their faces and the junkies have pallid see-through skin only a few microns thick."

by Juan Skinner July 01, 2005

jakey

a total thievin wee gypsy alcky bastard

as in 'see they wee ned cunts outside parkhead wi the white lightnin an kappa tracksuits, they're a right bunch o fuckin jakeys!'

by Alastair November 23, 2003

Jakey

Scottish term for a dodger, junkie, alcoholic

Did you see that jakey on the back of the bus?
yeah with his eyes rolled in the back of his head the shit stains on his jeans.

by Rastaman36 May 16, 2009

jakey

Adjective applied primarily to clothing: sloppy, ill-fitting, or badly tailored

"Child, you are not going out in that jakey-looking skirt! Why, it's at least three inches longer in the back!"

by hootnannie October 22, 2009