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Jukebox Filibuster 

To play extremely long songs in the jukebox so that others may not play bad music.
Jim: I can't handle all this country music
Jason: Its all good I just jukebox filibustered with Pink Floyd

kick the jukebox 

The response you utter to a friend when a song comes on the radio/itunes/ipod/etc. that reminds you of an ex-boyfriend/girlfriend and the painful breakup you suffered through with them.
Lu, kick the jukebox, this song reminds me of my ex.
kick the jukebox by Mary Low July 7, 2008

Stop the Jukebox 

Used when something terrible has happened and you need to gather yourself and sort it out
You've slagged off your boss in an email to one of your mates and just realized that you have sent it to your boss after you hit the 'send' button....

"Stop the Jukebox......I've just dropped a clanger, bollocks"
Stop the Jukebox by funkysi2006 September 19, 2009

Jukebox Money 

Slang term for condoms or money needed to buy condoms. Inspired by the B-52s song "Love Shack".
I've got me a car, it's as big as a whale, and we're about to set sail / I've got me a Chrysler, it seats about 20 so hurry up and bring your jukebox money!

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Dad: Have fun at the party tonight, son.
Tim: Thanks dad...ooh, and before I forget, could you lend me a little cash for tonight?
Dad: Why? You're not going to be getting some booze, right?
Tim: No dad, I just need a little jukebox money.
Jukebox Money by Reppin' Latvia November 23, 2010

Jukeboxing

A term used for amateur DJs who constantly play one track after another without mixing or blending.
This DJ isn't even trying to mix his tracks. He's jukeboxing throwing the crowd off rhythm.
Jukeboxing by BruhDuhMan November 3, 2013

Orgasm jukebox 

The sudden urge to listen to a particular song after having an orgasm. post-coital orgasm cum ejaculate
“As soon as i’d shot my load i had a sudden urge to hear Chop Suey! by System Of a Down, no idea why!”

“That be the Orgasm Jukebox then”
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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