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jukeboxing

The act of rambling on about random topics because you are really drunk and/or high.
you were jukeboxing on the way home from the party last night, talking about midget strippers, where plastic cups come from and what size jessica's bra is, you talked during the whole 30 minute drive home about that stuff.
jukeboxing by CRawlins May 29, 2011

Juiceboxing

When your prostate /g-spot is stimulated and you start to get wet from the front and the back, it may also cause you to pee a little.
My boyfriend hit my gspot and i started Juiceboxing everywhere.

Juiceboxing

When a larger woman picks up a smaller man and turns him upside down into a standing 69 position and she sucks on him like a human juice box.
I met an Amazon woman on safari and she flipped me upside down and Juiceboxing the shit out of me, sucked me dry.
Juiceboxing by das bouk! May 10, 2021

chain juiceboxing 

taking the open straw out of your finished juicebox and placing it directly into a new one faster than you can say "addiction".
wow, i was chain juiceboxing last night for like 3 hours. I think I went through 30 juice boxes with one straw.

Juiceboxing

(verb) When you roll up a dollar and put it straight into a bag of cocaine and finish the whole bag in one sniff
me: You juiceboxing tonight?
him: Hell no, I almost died last week!
Juiceboxing by drunkjuels July 25, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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