Jake. A

he is the best guy you will ever meet so sweet he gives me cavities he is as nice as a punch of care bears i love him he is the best boy friend every he is my whole world i would not even give him up for bacon.

if u look perfect up in the dictionary it will say Jake. A

Jake. A by chichi doll November 1, 2013

A Union Jake-Off 

A group of male friends (preferably room mates) watch porn and toss together

No Blankets
No Women
No Shame

Tips:
-Eye contact is banned (would make it gay)
-Porn in question must be low quality
-Must describe the experience to a forum

We were having a union jake-off and mike almost copped some friendly fire in the back of the head

A Union Jake-Off by Greenggg October 22, 2008

to pull a jake 

verb; to act or behave like a retard in more than one way

to pull a jake: "Man, I got banned on LS-RP for sharing my account. I pulled a jake..."

to pull a jake by gundus September 19, 2016

did a jake paul 

when you announce you hit a milestone or certain amount of followers but right when you do that you lose followers

"hey dude ! I hit 900 followers on instagram!"
"no you didnt you lost em- you just did a jake paul"

did a jake paul by ayeej September 3, 2017

Do a Jake Hall 

To prop one's self up using one's penis. Deriving from the case of Lord Aticus Jackanory 'Jake' Hall, the famed vagabond/socialite of 1880s Manchester, who often fell asleep while selling 'Horton's Big Review' outside the Manchester Piccadilly station. He became a fixture of debutante box-socials following a remarkable incident, and is still known as the 'grand-father of Cheshire'. One report in the Manchester Guardian, dated 1 May 1886, reads: "An astounding event occurred last eve when the vagabond Lord Aticus 'Jake' Hall, of the once landed Halls of Fairweather, was discovered a-tripoded, a large protrusion from his groin keeping the sleeping honourable gentleman upright. The sight caused quite a stir as street urchins vied for the honour of seating themselves upon the member and splashing within the red pool formed at its end. Several swoonings were reported in the area, most notably the Lady Agashly, but the good Dr Lumbardi, or, the swarthy Savoyard as he is known in fashionable circles, has said that these incidences were unrelated to the folly of nature, being rather as a result of the unseasonably 'varm veafer'. 'And an ooga booga to you too' I told him! In other news, the late spring frost is expected to last for another week." Despite local fame/fortune, including a brief stint as headline in Buffalo Bill's 1887 tour of the 'mill country', Hall is reputed to have died in a Rochdale poorhouse, bemoaning his 'portentous prick of doom, and every tear shed thereby'.

He was so far gone he was close to collapse, but then he only went and did a Jake Hall!!

or

Remeber, if ever you think you might lose your balance, just do a Jake Hall.

Do a Jake Hall by Mario Mudd January 15, 2011

a jake 

(being) a jake means being genuinely nice to other people

'i love him, he's such a jake'

a jake by NexyTheFemboy May 14, 2021

Pull a Jake 

Being the first (or only) one to take your shirt off amongst a group of people or friends. Even when the situation doesn't encourage or ask for it (or sometimes it does).

Past Tense: Pulled a Jake
Present Tense: Pull a Jake
Future Tense: Pulling a Jake

Scenario 1:
(Bunch of friends partying together, and a guy takes his shirt off)
Dude, that guy just "pulled a Jake"!!

Scenario 2:
(Friends playing soccer in hot weather with their shirts on, and one takes his shirt off in the middle of play)
Sorry guys. It's hot out here so I had to pull a Jake.

The ladies would think it's hot if you would "pull a Jake" and show off those muscles.

Bro, remember that time you "pulled a Jake" in sub-zero winter?

Pull a Jake by The Machine 07 December 14, 2010