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Jaimon's Engine Eggs

-When someone (if you know you know) cooks eggs at the campsite and finger bangs them with his mechanic oil stained fingers instead of using a spatula.
"Her food preparation skills scare me so much I would rather eat Jaimon's Engine Eggs instead"
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A lovely set of cup-size D or larger breasts that cause a man to go agape and stupefied from a tremendous hormonal rush. Usually said at slow pace in deep reverence and awe.
Sam: "Yeah, so I fucked up my bio midterm an-- {gaze wanders} ooh Jah-MONG-ah..."
Kevin: "Hey yo, Snap out of it. What you lookin?... oh yes... daddy like doz."
Sam: {Whistfully} ...Jamonga....
Jamonga by MrRowe March 28, 2008
JayMoney is a 20 year old from Atlanta Georgia who is living his best life. He’s a future auto mechanic, president of the United States, and he will be in yo backyard if you disrespect his name
JayMoney will kick yo white ass if you get him mad
JayMoney by Jay_money_000 May 23, 2021
Jamon is a person everyone can count on, he's the new “Super Mario” having to save the day no matter what part of the day it is. He is also an athlete especially in basketball, the sweetest guy and any girl would be very lucky to have him, sacrificial, caring and most of all a family man a smart person in his academics, he may fail at some point but he will never give in he will get back up and do it again
I wish we have a Jamon around here to prove capabilities.
Jamon by Thee Slaminj December 21, 2016

Jamonica 

She is a wonderful person that may or may not be cool but is smart. Intelligent person she may be shy and a bit sensitive about everything but she's a great person to hang with. And quite the capricorn and a lil heat head
You wanna go hang with jamonica.
She a great person to do that with.
Jamonica by Jaymonii July 2, 2018
she is the ultimate vision of beauty, femininity, and resilience. she has spunk and is always up for an adventure, ready for a good time. all she wants is to be seen and loved for who she is, even if she messes up. she’s experienced a lot growing up so all she wants is for someone to take care of her without her asking with a true selfless heart. a true companion and best friend. she’s mysterious and full of love for anyone who encounters her. her laugh is infectious too LOL. it takes a lot to get to know her but just be patient. she’s analytical and always analyzing something so beware ;)
yeah, Jazmon is always to herself but she always something good to say.

I know Jazmon always has my back.
jazmon by the truthhhh;) September 15, 2021