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loves amogusss so much and plays too much halo and destiny 2 and loves to vape and sing
damn thats a Jahviz Strat
Jahviz by CAR SUCKERR December 6, 2021
Urban Dictionary Merch
Very leng man who looks intimidating at first but funny and cute when getting to know him
jahvine: hi :)
me: *melts inside*
Jahvine by imselina.whoareyou?? December 11, 2021
Related Words
Jahviz jahvier jahvien jahvion Javiz Jahiza jahizir Jahizzo jahrizzy jahvia
The kind of person that keep being insanely addicted to some random sports team without any proper reason.
"Look at that douchebag in his NHL jersey. He's such a jahwizz
Jahwizz by implodekalle January 11, 2009
A very charismatic individual who is good at sports particularly football... This person knows how to have a good time and is always up for fun, can be a bit inappropriate at times and gets a little bit too comfy around his friends, but all in good fun.
He is an active member in "Brown Man Crew"
aka....Black Jesus
Has hair like Brazilian Deep Curly,
A Ruzzle lover, A gadget and electronics enthusiast
Hue-Hue is the sound a Jahvid makes
All in all, a pretty good fella

"this is the life i chose, gun shots in the dark one eye close"
Jahvid is a real baller like a Caribbean Messi, An S4 would not be the same without a Jahvid, Hue Hue is the sound a Jahvid makes
Jahvid by brownmancrewaffiliate December 2, 2013

Jarvizarding 

When in the act of intercourse you throw out your "standard" and then "dragon strike" to plunge into a girls butt hole.
Man after our league session I just couldn't resist Jarvizarding her!
Jarvizarding by Kroutons October 28, 2013
Jahvion is a fuy who loves showing off. He thinks evey girl wants him and dont wanna be caught in lies so he finds a loop whole.Jahvion is a cool guy
Codie:Lets play basketball
Jahvion:AIght dont get mad when you lose'
Tre'Von:STFU i will beat you and him Jahvion Cook
jahvion by OOO.kill.EM.T November 26, 2015

jahville 

A very calm guy. He can always make you feel better when you are sad. Not a backstabber. He puts others before himself and is an amazing friend. It’s hard to get him mad but when u do u better run fast bc he’s bound to beat u up.
You’re such a jahville.
jahville by cmella kar April 21, 2019
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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