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Mike Jeffries
A discriminating old guy that is the CEO of Abercrombie and Fitch that only wants attractive people to wear his clothes even though he looks hideous.
Mike Jeffries: "I only want attractive people in my stores".
Person: "Then you better get out of your store".
Person: "Then you better get out of your store".
Mike Jeffries by KX12 May 19, 2014
Jeffries Jinx
When Gary makes a sporting bet with Dan, no matter what team/result Gary will lose resulting in loss of funds
Dan”yep I’ll take that result off you Gary ..the Jeffries jinx will strike again...I’m a shoe in..you should have some respect
Jeffries Jinx by Mr Gibbles January 15, 2019
Mike Jeffries
Mike Jeffries is a crazed anthropomorphic stack of kindling and hymen flesh and who bought into his own hype machine!
Mike Jeffries by Nude Fontanelle February 6, 2009
James J. Jeffries
A heavyweight boxer also known as the "boilermaker" who fought consistently from 1895 until 1904 beating such legends as Bob Fitzsimmons, Jim Corbett, Peter Jackson and Tom Sharkey and retired undefeated. He was like many at the time, a staunch racist, and when the legendary black champion Jack Johnson won the heavyweight title, he foolishly agreed to "put that N*gger in his place" despite the fact that at this point he was morbidly obese and retired over 6 years. After extensive training in fitness and sparring (and many more insults to Johnson), the bout was deemed the fight of the century, and the vast majority of white people bet on Jeffries despite the major fore-mentioned disadvantages. As expected, Jeffries lost in humiliating fashion while Johnson grinned and toyed with him for 15 rounds before knocking him out. Many white people were so butthurt they began killing random black people and even each other. Jeffries undefeated record was now destroyed, but he took the loss with humility and admitted he couldn't land a hit on Johnson and lost fair and square. He stayed retired afterwards, and remained a public figure until his death in 1953.
"James J. Jeffries was ruthless in the ring, but boy did he make a mistake fighting the Galveston Giant"
James J. Jeffries by Official Loser man April 13, 2022
Jaffreen
Laughs at much everything and for a long time. She is very kind and always helps people, sometimes she may laugh at them because they happen to be strange. She is one hot mamma and will also have great hair. Jaffreen is a rare treasure. Hold her while you can.
Jaffreen by NerdySteph March 29, 2011
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.