Jacsen 

The most amazing person you will ever meet has lovely eyes and kissable lips with awesome hair. You will loose your girl to him trust me.

Did you hear Zach lost his girl to Jacsen?

Jacsen by happydrug1 November 8, 2011

Biff Jansen 

Biff Jansen otherwise known as Sketch of Papa J is man of great importance to those in Northern Hemisphere. He once saved an entire bus of school children by slaying a beast that had taken them captive.

"Who saved my children?" the frantic woman exclaimed. "It was I, Biff Jansen my lady"

Biff Jansen by Steve J. Talon April 6, 2010

Jansen Douglas

Jansen Douglas is a fictional character that has become somewhat of a legend or tall tale in the upper Midwest. The name Jansen Douglas is loosely based off of Sir Zacharias Jansen, whom invented the telescope.

The story goes that Douglas was born and raised near Rochester, MN to a family of Furbish descent. He found himself to be of rather short stature and with flat-ironed feet. To make up for this, he wanted to work on (and pilot) the biggest, nastiest diesel-powered machines.

So his career was to fix machinery. This was rather contradictory to the fact that by age 19 the man had already totalled five cars...and he was known as a true hazard on the roadways where he romped. Throughout his career, he spent much of his time looming over growlers.

Friends would often find him buried nose-deep in the Hot Wheels pegs or scouring Urban Dictionary. He was also world-renowned for his E-Revo billowing acts. He started out small time but eventually hit paydirt in Sauk Rapids.

Legend has it that Jansen Douglas now lives somewhere in North Dakota. The last claimed siting of him was in mid-2009 at a Slipknot concert in Mankato, Minnesota where he was found laid out in a crumpled heap on the floor with a beer-soaked shirt.

Pictures have supposedly surfaced of this rare being. Each picture almost always has one of two attributes; a large gritting smile; or Douglas shown with wildly-thrown elbows and an R/C body 10 feet above his head and smoke billowing out from the Titan 550's.

That is the well-known story of Jansen Douglas.

Jansen Douglas by Looped Out November 2, 2009

Jasenka

Combining two words Ja - Me and Senka - shadow, we come to the translation that is "Me shadow" or "I am a shadow". This girl is extremely attractive and sexy, a bit crazy, likes to have a drink of beer, and like a shadow she is sometimes difficult to catch during cold winter days. But if you can make her your shadow, maybe she would never leave you, at least not on a sunny day

Ja = me, Senka = shadow
Jasenka = Me Shadow, I am a shadow

Jasenka by onajmali February 7, 2010

Sick Jacken 

A paranoid rapper. This guy is heavily related to Cypress Hill, but his solo work is often based around death. Sick Jacken has a slower, but powerful flow, and his lyrics are paranoid and gruesomely vivid. His voice is similar to B-Real. Check him out.

Here are two of Sick Jacken's albums that I recommend you cop:
The Legend of the Mask and the Assassin = (W/ DJ Muggs)
Stray Bullets

Sick Jacken by Deadd77 January 8, 2012

Jacken

Jacken is closely related to the term simp. A Jacken, is someone who likes to be pissed on by other women as a form of self indulgence, and loves talking to egirls. Jackens are also well known to have an immeasurably huge ego.

Little sister: I really need to pee!
Dad: Oh no!!! Jacken heard you!!!
Jacken: *starts drooling and screaming unintelligibly*

Jacken by SkankHunt48746 February 6, 2020

jackend 

same as a jackday except over the course of a weekend. Therefore, no human contact of any kind for more than 2 hours in a 48-hour period. Or in the case of long weekends, 2 hours in a 72-hour period or 3 hours in a 96-hour period.

You must have had at least 3 sessions on every jackday of the jackend in order for it to be considered a true jackend.

If you have one session for every 3 hours of the jackend - you have had an EPIC jackend! this does not mean you must have a session every hours, only that if you divide the total number of hours by 3, you should have had at least that many sessions to be considered and EPIC jackend. For example, 48 hours = 16 sessions, 72 hours = 24 sessions, 96 hours = 32 sessions

Dude 1: "dude, didn't see you this weekend, what's up?"

Dude 2: "oh man, i haven't hit anything for a month - my balls were smurfed they were so blue. I had a total EPIC jackend, man."

jackend by jackask September 4, 2012