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jabookie
a person of EXTREMELY african descent. To be a jabookie, they must have an accent, coal black skin, and real african garb.
jabookie by PrettyPiggy September 26, 2010
Jacooties
The living organisms that thrive in the warm, wet, Petri dish-like conditions of a hot tub (especially communal tubs). In more favorable conditions, jacooties can actually be seen floating in the froth. DO NOT assume that skimming the froth will remove jacooties from the tub.
I'm not going in that hot tub. Andrew was in there last night with two skanks and now it's full of jacooties. Look, you can see them circling in the froth.
Jacooties by AJPChicago September 22, 2011
jabookie theatre
When two negros who, incapable of logical reasoning and negotiation, commence in physical violence towards
each other; amassing a large audience of more, on-looking negros.
Commonly, this audience will be seen and heard “whooping” and hollering— frequently becoming involved in the aforementioned fight, or autistically recording it on cellular devices in portrait mode, while repeatedly mush—mouthing the words; “WorldStar! WorldStar! WorldStar... etc.”
This source of entertainment is most common among “Inner City Youths,”
as their stolen televisions oftentimes have
no reception, and they lack the funds to attend a movie theatre; hence, a play on the term “kabuki theater,” we derive “Jabookie Theatre.”
each other; amassing a large audience of more, on-looking negros.
Commonly, this audience will be seen and heard “whooping” and hollering— frequently becoming involved in the aforementioned fight, or autistically recording it on cellular devices in portrait mode, while repeatedly mush—mouthing the words; “WorldStar! WorldStar! WorldStar... etc.”
This source of entertainment is most common among “Inner City Youths,”
as their stolen televisions oftentimes have
no reception, and they lack the funds to attend a movie theatre; hence, a play on the term “kabuki theater,” we derive “Jabookie Theatre.”
John— “Woah man, I was walking to my car after work, and I couldn’t get near the
damn thing! A jabookie theatre was taking place right in the parking lot!”
Michael- “Fucking niggers.”
damn thing! A jabookie theatre was taking place right in the parking lot!”
Michael- “Fucking niggers.”
jabookie theatre by EndMyLoafPlease May 7, 2018
Jacooties
Jacooties are those scuba diving cum bugs that live in heart-shaped jacuzzis at those rent a room by the hour motels. Jacooties prefer to hang out in the jets and wait for some nasty snatch (OR for a Jerkin' Gerkin) to come by to ride the ~~~waves~~~. At which point they will latch on to anything they can hold on to, usually the human's skin by their itchy little teeth. They especially love the warmth in the wrinkles of a ball sac while being transported to your home to explain to your spouse!
Cheating husband to wife:
"Honey, I swear i have no idea where those jacooties came from! Maybe someone brought them to the community swimming pool when i was there yesterday. Or maybe my towel was touching someone else's that has them. I swear!"
(The whole time he's panicking inwardly that he should give Janet, his girl on the side, a call to warn her of her new crotch critters)
"Honey, I swear i have no idea where those jacooties came from! Maybe someone brought them to the community swimming pool when i was there yesterday. Or maybe my towel was touching someone else's that has them. I swear!"
(The whole time he's panicking inwardly that he should give Janet, his girl on the side, a call to warn her of her new crotch critters)
Jacooties by furiousnluxurious February 27, 2017
JANOOKI
A cross between a jersey shore character and a westchester snob.
looks like a troll with a POOF and comes with an oversized bag.
Enjoys juice heads, guidos, malibu bay breezes, gucci, prada, carreras, and the word BITCHES.
Lives at TL.
Eats OLIVES and drives shitvics.
on the level of LOCAL celebrity.
looks like a troll with a POOF and comes with an oversized bag.
Enjoys juice heads, guidos, malibu bay breezes, gucci, prada, carreras, and the word BITCHES.
Lives at TL.
Eats OLIVES and drives shitvics.
on the level of LOCAL celebrity.