Jacobisme

A mix of all other forms of communisme (Leninisme, Marxisme, Maoisme..)

Donald: I want everything to be shared!!!
John: Jacobisme is flawed and would never work!!
Donald: Fuck you john!!!

by fjoliver April 23, 2019

Jacobsened

Adjective: An extreme case of inebriation, invariably caused by a person's unwillingness to leave pub/party/gathering of any kind, this combined with a fierce determination to continue imbibing large quantities of alcohol, while encouraging as many mates as possible to do the same.

Once "Jacobsened", the subject will display many brilliant new attributes including but not limited to:
- Willingness to do just about anything
- They will relieve themselves anywhere or on anybody
- All stationary drinking buddies become targets for any number of bodily excrements

“That guy just pissed on the waitress’ leg, he is fucking JACOBSENED!!”

by Woogy77 August 18, 2013

jacobsesser

A wonderful individual who is obsessed with the amazing Jacob Sartorius.

She loves Jacob Sartorius she is definitely a jacobsesser.

by sartorius_wifey101 April 2, 2017

jacobism

A lie that is so rediculous that it is laughable. A person usally jacobs to impress their friends, but it often backfires causing the friends to dislike the jacober.

Billy tried to jacob his friends, and now they all hate him. Thus is jacobism.

by nonjacober October 13, 2016

Jacobsen

a kind of beer, also a very loud person, especially when drunk. talks to much. never be sober around this person drunk.

You are way to jacobsen.

by cjacobsen August 20, 2008

jacobsessed

being obsessed with Jacob Sartorius and their life revolves around him

All Maddie dreams about is meeting Jacob Sartorius, she is definitely jacobsessed!

by datemejacob March 17, 2017

jimmy jacobsen

is a great baseball player. He is greatly amazing at sports if not he should go down in baseball history. this kid played on mets field thats hot. :)

jimmy jacobsen is a animal at baseball

by dickey wilsonn August 25, 2011