jacobism
A lie that is so rediculous that it is laughable. A person usally jacobs to impress their friends, but it often backfires causing the friends to dislike the jacober.
jacobism by nonjacober October 13, 2016
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Jacobism
1. the combining of two idioms, which has the effect of confusing the audience, rather than clarifying the intention.
2. the incorrect application of a single idiom, which leaves the audience mystified.
2. the incorrect application of a single idiom, which leaves the audience mystified.
Examples of a Jacobism are:
1. We'll "pull it out of the ball park". "Do you mean, 'Pull if out of the bag' or 'Hit it out of the ball-park'?"
2. We're "barking up the wrong track". "So are we 'on the wrong track' and 'barking up the wrong tree'?"
3. We'll need "a three eyes check". "You mean a four eyes check?"
4. We need to "get our ducks on a plane". "So we need to get our ducks in a row? Why do they need to be on a plane?"
1. We'll "pull it out of the ball park". "Do you mean, 'Pull if out of the bag' or 'Hit it out of the ball-park'?"
2. We're "barking up the wrong track". "So are we 'on the wrong track' and 'barking up the wrong tree'?"
3. We'll need "a three eyes check". "You mean a four eyes check?"
4. We need to "get our ducks on a plane". "So we need to get our ducks in a row? Why do they need to be on a plane?"
Related Words
Jacobisms
A series of tantrums, usually done by people called Jacob, that eventually become death threats. They even could involve threats such as "I will throw a book at you!" meaning, they will throw a knife at you.
STAY AWAY FROM JACOBISMS.
They call themselves "royalballpython01" STAY AWAY FROM HIM ON ROBLOX
STAY AWAY FROM JACOBISMS.
They call themselves "royalballpython01" STAY AWAY FROM HIM ON ROBLOX
He is having Jacobisms
Jacobisme
Donald: I want everything to be shared!!!
John: Jacobisme is flawed and would never work!!
Donald: Fuck you john!!!
John: Jacobisme is flawed and would never work!!
Donald: Fuck you john!!!
jacobisms
a series of events done by somebody, usually named Jacob. They could include being irate and upset. See royalballpython01 for more information.
He is having a series of Jacobisms
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