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The result of an employee purchasing a good or service before a customer even had a chance.
When a Best Buy Employee named Jacob purchased the graphics card before the customer even had a chance.
I went in the Best Buy store to buy the GPU, I saw it, but Jacob claimed he was unable to sell it to me. Afterwards I saw him buy it for himself.
What a Jacob
I went to go buy that PS5, but the employee bought it first, I was Jacob'd.
Jacob'd by PSUchubbs March 26, 2022
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guy1 " you see steve at that party lastnight?"

guy 2 "yeah he was so jacob'd, bro!"
jacob'd by nyc-camohead September 9, 2011
A person who has a crush or asked the opposite sex out but to find out the other person is Homosexual or Taken.
"Oh man have you heard what happened between Will and Jennifer?"

"Yeah man she turned him down cuz she's a lesbian"

"Man I can't believe Will just got Jacob'd"
Jacob'd by Atlas Matlas July 15, 2019

jacob donegan

The sweetest boy you will ever see. Strong and independent yet caring and soft. He has the best Irish accent you will ever see.
Jacob donegan is my best friend
Yeah hes always there for us🙃

Jacob Day 

A tall, funny, cool cutie patootie with beautiful eyes and a smile that’ll make your heart melt <3
Jacob Day is awesome and so cool 😎

Jacob Daly 

A 19 year old who sits on Roblox all day on his PC constantly starting arguments with children. Ro-Combat is his life, don't mess with him, he will knock you out! He doesn't know what a job is so don't mention it!
"Look its Jacob Daly, he's so weak!"
Jacob Daly by djkfre July 9, 2023

National kick a boy named Jacob day 

November 19th is National Kick a boy named Jacob day. Any kid named Jacob, kick them.
Random person:“Hey Jacob it’s National kick a boy named Jacob day”
Jacob: “uh oh..”
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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