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The result of an employee purchasing a good or service before a customer even had a chance.
When a Best Buy Employee named Jacob purchased the graphics card before the customer even had a chance.
I went in the Best Buy store to buy the GPU, I saw it, but Jacob claimed he was unable to sell it to me. Afterwards I saw him buy it for himself.
What a Jacob
I went to go buy that PS5, but the employee bought it first, I was Jacob'd.
Jacob'd by PSUchubbs March 26, 2022
Words you can keep
guy1 " you see steve at that party lastnight?"

guy 2 "yeah he was so jacob'd, bro!"
jacob'd by nyc-camohead September 9, 2011
A person who has a crush or asked the opposite sex out but to find out the other person is Homosexual or Taken.
"Oh man have you heard what happened between Will and Jennifer?"

"Yeah man she turned him down cuz she's a lesbian"

"Man I can't believe Will just got Jacob'd"
Jacob'd by Atlas Matlas July 15, 2019

jacob donegan

The sweetest boy you will ever see. Strong and independent yet caring and soft. He has the best Irish accent you will ever see.
Jacob donegan is my best friend
Yeah hes always there for us🙃

Jacob Day 

A tall, funny, cool cutie patootie with beautiful eyes and a smile that’ll make your heart melt <3
Jacob Day is awesome and so cool 😎

Jacob Daly 

A 19 year old who sits on Roblox all day on his PC constantly starting arguments with children. Ro-Combat is his life, don't mess with him, he will knock you out! He doesn't know what a job is so don't mention it!
"Look its Jacob Daly, he's so weak!"
Jacob Daly by djkfre July 9, 2023

National kick a boy named Jacob day 

November 19th is National Kick a boy named Jacob day. Any kid named Jacob, kick them.
Random person:“Hey Jacob it’s National kick a boy named Jacob day”
Jacob: “uh oh..”
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026
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