Jacksonville is the gateway to hell. If Florida is an anomalous wasteland, Jacksonville is the apex of Florida. Home to one of the only north flowing rivers, the St. Johns, Jacksonville is a very geographically and politically important city. It is the largest city in the United States land-wise, and has one of the highest murder rates, along with a large ghetto. It's also the unofficial capital of Florida (Damn Tallahasee). If you want to go here, we're quite the interesting city once you get used to the screams and organs.

Disclaimer: The previous statement about screams and organs is false. However, some bastards do traffic children. If you see this, shoot on site.

"Ah yes, Jacksonville. Simultaneously the best and worst city in the entire united states. Wait, what? You weren't asking about Jacksonville? Huh, sorry."

Jacksonville by Enny Gama June 19, 2020

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jacksonville breakfast

to give a blow job first thing in the morning

Clover had a Jacksonville Breakfast when she surprised Matt with a blow job first thing in the morning.

jacksonville breakfast by clever clover November 23, 2009

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Jacksonville Beaver Pelt

shaving a very hairy woman's vag and then using the pubes to weave a hat or any other article of clothing for style or warmth

Dude, I made a sweet Jacksonville Beaver Pelt sock out of this hooker's pubes yesterday. It's stylish and warm.

Jacksonville Beaver Pelt by Big Hot Carl December 9, 2008

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Jacksonville Jaguars

An expansion team in 1995, the Jaguars quickly became a dominant team behind quarterback Mark Brunell, receiver Jimmy Smith, and a great defense. From 1996-99, the team had 4 straight playoff berths, going 14-2 with the league's best record in in '99. However, during that season, they lost both of their games to the Tennessee Titans, and again lost to the Titans in the playoffs, costing Jacksonville a trip to the Super Bowl. After some poor seasons, the Jaguars again built a hard nosed team and made the playoffs in 2005.

"The Jacksonville Jaguars have defeated the Dolphins 62-7, the most lopsided victory in playoff history."

Jacksonville Jaguars by Sports Info July 6, 2006

jacksonville road massive

This phrase is used when one boasts about their "hood". The origin of the phrase is New Jersey, where a group of kids residing on Jacksonville Road, used the phrase to intimidate new comers and competitors of their neiborhood. The last word "massive" is usually left out when yelled. For best results, yell loudly upon sight of fellow member.

1) member one walks in room, member two is already in the room and sees member one enter. Member two: "JACKSONVILLE ROAD!"

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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