Jackson hill

The best person in the world and no one could ever live with out him

I wish I had a Jackson hill

by Thebadman123 February 15, 2020

jacksonville plea bargain

When you sleep with the judge of your trial to get out of serving your sentence

Jason got a Jacksonville Plea Bargain after stealing the Weenie Truck.

by Orbits_Of_The_Elliptical_Kind January 9, 2020

Jacksonville

Jacksonville is the gateway to hell. If Florida is an anomalous wasteland, Jacksonville is the apex of Florida. Home to one of the only north flowing rivers, the St. Johns, Jacksonville is a very geographically and politically important city. It is the largest city in the United States land-wise, and has one of the highest murder rates, along with a large ghetto. It's also the unofficial capital of Florida (Damn Tallahasee). If you want to go here, we're quite the interesting city once you get used to the screams and organs.

Disclaimer: The previous statement about screams and organs is false. However, some bastards do traffic children. If you see this, shoot on site.

"Ah yes, Jacksonville. Simultaneously the best and worst city in the entire united states. Wait, what? You weren't asking about Jacksonville? Huh, sorry."

by Enny Gama June 19, 2020

jacksonville breakfast

to give a blow job first thing in the morning

Clover had a Jacksonville Breakfast when she surprised Matt with a blow job first thing in the morning.

by clever clover November 23, 2009

Jacksonville Beaver Pelt

shaving a very hairy woman's vag and then using the pubes to weave a hat or any other article of clothing for style or warmth

Dude, I made a sweet Jacksonville Beaver Pelt sock out of this hooker's pubes yesterday. It's stylish and warm.

by Big Hot Carl December 9, 2008

Jacksonville Jaguars

An expansion team in 1995, the Jaguars quickly became a dominant team behind quarterback Mark Brunell, receiver Jimmy Smith, and a great defense. From 1996-99, the team had 4 straight playoff berths, going 14-2 with the league's best record in in '99. However, during that season, they lost both of their games to the Tennessee Titans, and again lost to the Titans in the playoffs, costing Jacksonville a trip to the Super Bowl. After some poor seasons, the Jaguars again built a hard nosed team and made the playoffs in 2005.

"The Jacksonville Jaguars have defeated the Dolphins 62-7, the most lopsided victory in playoff history."

by Sports Info July 6, 2006

jacksonville road massive

This phrase is used when one boasts about their "hood". The origin of the phrase is New Jersey, where a group of kids residing on Jacksonville Road, used the phrase to intimidate new comers and competitors of their neiborhood. The last word "massive" is usually left out when yelled. For best results, yell loudly upon sight of fellow member.

1) member one walks in room, member two is already in the room and sees member one enter. Member two: "JACKSONVILLE ROAD!"

by Luma Airatus May 10, 2005