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The goodest cunt on the face of the, tall, slim, blue eyes, positive af, always in a better mood than you. He will steal your wahine most definitely. Hide your wife from jackjoe he’ll make her love him and not you. Jackjoe is that guy that 12 year olds look up too, no matter what he does he’s always good at it, wether it’s drug dealing or concreting jackjoe the man for the job.
Jackjoe is honestly the slickest cunt I’ve seen in my life, I wish I was jackjoe

My wife saw jackjoe yesterday, she hasn’t been back since.
jackjoe by BigBlackDragon November 24, 2021
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jackjohn 

Someone who's given birth name is John but goes by Jack
Did you know his name is actually John?
Yeah, he's a total jackjohn
jackjohn by Xx_Jackjohn_xX June 23, 2017
An act performed on a male when he is getting his dick jacked while simultaneously being sucked.
"She was blowin' me and threw in that handwork, bruh. She gave me a nice jackjob."
"Aw word? She was jacking you off while she was sucking your thang?"
"Helllllll yeah!"
Jackjob by Wordsmif August 22, 2019

jackdoescoolstuff 

a youtuber who looks like a minion and is not as good as bruh gaming
did you see the new jackdoescoolstuff video?
yeah it’s way worse than bruh gaming’s videos
He'll sleep with anybody. He's a jackhoe.
Jackhoe by Ma'Lina Banks November 9, 2010

jackjoepogo2 

skeeter boi yeet skeeter gang he big gae roblox account
jackjoepogo2 is gae roblox account
The cute Tom and Jerry duo of Kpop group GOT7. They're geniuses in pulling each other's leg but are equally soft for each other... clingy babies

They're eachother's biggest fans!
I want what JackJae have
JackJae by Jjapjjap March 5, 2021
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Slop Grenade

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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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