jackaloon

a publicly acceptable way of calling someone a jackass. someone who recently has done something stupid and deserves to be called a jackass, but there are people around that wouldn't appreciate that and so you simply call them a jackaloon.

"Dude what's wrong with your toaster?" "You have to plug it in first you jackaloon."

by inandaroundyourmouth February 3, 2010

Jackaloon

A person that is both a jackass and a lunatic.

There's no reason why a sane person would ever put mayonnaise in their pockets, he is a certifiable jackaloon.

by gtrslayer284 March 12, 2019

Jackaloon

Male who is obcest with masturbating.

Your brother is such the jackaloon. He just went back to his bedroom for the 5th time today.

by Senkan January 13, 2009

jackaloon

Singular form of one type of crypto-currency used by pirates.

"I think we need to be on the same wi-fi network to transfer a jackaloon."
"Prepare to be boarded and hand over your jackaloons."

by thisisliterallyliteral May 6, 2021

jampaloon

(noun) When you go on a road trip with nothing but a puppet but you force feed him real food.

Steve's on a jampaloon and he'll be back on thursday.

by Seigen sareta October 7, 2014

Jackalyn

Ambitious. Driven. Intelligent. Amazing. Beautiful. She's a bit crazy at times. She's got a tough skin, inside & out. She is a bit intimidating in person because of her beauty but once you get to know her she's a big teddy bear. She wears her heart on her sleeve. She loves food and Marvel movies! She's very outgoing & loves to have fun! She also loves video games, especially GTA and Halo!

I met this great girl, Jackalyn, the other day!

by richierose December 19, 2017

jagaloon

replacement for stupid, idiot, moron or any other offensive term

maybe you should stop going out with people you find on farmers mingle, you jagaloon

by speck19 July 1, 2015