Jackaloom 

A publicly fine way to call someone a derogatory name, without others taking offence to the word. It can include, but is not limited or confined to: asshole, douche, bitch, penis sucker, penis rapping dog shit, melodramatic pervert, ass belonker, douche fag, or any other negative term to describe some Jackaloom you talk to everyday.

That kid with the hat in Biology class is such a Jackaloom, for real what a douche.

Jackaloom by Doctor Jmac October 16, 2010

jackaloon

a publicly acceptable way of calling someone a jackass. someone who recently has done something stupid and deserves to be called a jackass, but there are people around that wouldn't appreciate that and so you simply call them a jackaloon.

"Dude what's wrong with your toaster?" "You have to plug it in first you jackaloon."

jackaloon by inandaroundyourmouth February 3, 2010

Jackalope 

A cute busboy at a local restaurant (Jack Astor's). Originated from mis-reading the back of his shirt.

Does that shirt say "I'm a Jackalope"?
No, it says "I'm Jackalicious", but I could go for that Jackalope!!

Jackalope by Jackalope Hunter January 27, 2010

jackalope 

Among the rarest of a hunter's trophies is the timid jackelope. The nocturnal, antlered, longeared mammal has keen senses of both hearing and smell and is said to be attracted to alcohol.

To lure a fine, 4-point Jackelope to within shooting distance, one must use a blend of bourbon, beer and baloney.

jackalope by Ron Jackson May 13, 2003

Project Jackalope 

THE BEST XBOX COMMUNITY SERVER THERE EVER WAS

Only one God tier server and that's project jackalope

Project Jackalope by DebtCollectr March 8, 2023

jackalope 

A hybrid species, a mix between a jackrabbit and an antilope. Its like a normal rabbit except it has horns like an antilope...

Look, a horned rabbit...
No you moron, thats a jackalope...

jackalope by Morpoggel January 2, 2005

Holden Jackaroo 

The Holden Jackaroo is a medium sized SUV produced by GM Daewoo. Holden Jackaroos are most commonly found broken down and abandoned on the side of the road thanks to the ultra unreliable 4JX1 diesel/steam engine that Isuzu decided to fit in them.
Some owners believe their Jackaroo's can be taken off-road despite the fact a Holden Barina puts them to shame both on and off-road, let alone a real 4x4. This common misbelief is due to the vehicles semi-impressive suspension flex, which can be attributed to the soft pine chassis that was jointly developed by Ikea and Isuzu.

Most Jackaroo owners have moved onto more reliable and safer forms of transport such as hitchhiking with Ivan Millat, the rest are broke and stuck with it.

"No we won't insure your Holden Jackaroo. It's not worth anything and won't go anywhere"
"I'm sorry you own a Holden Jackaroo"
"Nothing says failure like a Holden Jackaroo in your driveway".
"No I can't fix your Holden Jackaroo. Get your junk off my property"

Holden Jackaroo by warlord_trooper March 22, 2019