Jackaloon

A person that is both a jackass and a lunatic.

There's no reason why a sane person would ever put mayonnaise in their pockets, he is a certifiable jackaloon.

by gtrslayer284 March 12, 2019

Jackaloon

Male who is obcest with masturbating.

Your brother is such the jackaloon. He just went back to his bedroom for the 5th time today.

by Senkan January 13, 2009

jackaloon

a publicly acceptable way of calling someone a jackass. someone who recently has done something stupid and deserves to be called a jackass, but there are people around that wouldn't appreciate that and so you simply call them a jackaloon.

"Dude what's wrong with your toaster?" "You have to plug it in first you jackaloon."

by inandaroundyourmouth February 3, 2010

jackaloon

Singular form of one type of crypto-currency used by pirates.

"I think we need to be on the same wi-fi network to transfer a jackaloon."
"Prepare to be boarded and hand over your jackaloons."

by thisisliterallyliteral May 6, 2021