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What the Jack?
A phrase sometimes used to avoid cursing, sometimes by professors. A similar reference can be found in Matlab using the 'why' command.
What the Jack? by Anonymous222999 March 31, 2010
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What would Jack do?
A question comonly asked by people when in a situation of doubt. Usualy followed by gunfire or frequent use of the phrase "DAMMIT!"
Daughter: "I told you Dad, I don't do drugs!"
Father asks himself: What would Jack do? Before breaking the girls arm behind her back and shouting "WHY ARE YOU LIEING TO ME?"
Father asks himself: What would Jack do? Before breaking the girls arm behind her back and shouting "WHY ARE YOU LIEING TO ME?"
What would Jack do? by Scott... August 8, 2006
what a Jack!
A term used when you can not use profanity such as Jackass or Fucking Asshole in the presence of others and/or you are a conservative individual that doesn't swear. Also, it's a great term to use directly to the person whom is acting like a jackass and they don't know, but it feels good to you.
Recently a friend come over for dinner with my husband and I plus our 4 year old daughter. At the dinner table she casually mentioned she discovered her husbands email address on the Ashley Madison hack site. My response, not wanting to swear in the presence of my young child, was "what a Jack! I'm so sorry". Another example is when you are working with a male customer who's being an asshole you can say "take your time deciding Jack and let me know if I can be of further assistance " the customer may not catch it or may correct your mishap by saying "my name is Matt" and you can choose to apologize or say " I'm sorry I thought it was Jack".
what a Jack! by Jacks fill October 9, 2016
What kind of bean stalk are you climbing Jack?
"They check the beans for fly eggs back in 1920 on the conveyor belt for salmonella and..."
"What kind of bean stalk are you climbing Jack?"
"What kind of bean stalk are you climbing Jack?"
What kind of bean stalk are you climbing Jack? by Mercenary800000 January 30, 2024
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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