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Jack to Jack 

The Jack to Jack (Back to Back Jack) Is the attempt to masturbate immediately following a previous orgasm.
I attempted a Jack to Jack but I was to sensitive to continue.
Jack to Jack by CharitableNinja February 8, 2009
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Talking to Jack 

The act of getting absolutely shit-faced off Jack Daniels
Do you fancy a beer?

No I'm just going to be Talking to Jack tonight
Verb. The style of dancing employed when listening to Jacking/Fidget House. The term fidget house was coined by DJ/producers Jesse Rose and Switch, apparently as a joke. They had come to generally signify this cut-up style of house music. It has a 4/4 beat and a cut-up, glitch style which contrasts other dance genres such as progressive house and trance. The way in which it differs from other house music styles is that it usually discards the solo drum beat introduction, thus encouraging a more cut-up rather than blend mixing style amongst DJs. Other common elements of fidget house include vocal sample snippets and a prominent bassline which often bends in pitch, rather than progressing by the semitone
Get your jack on
I can jack to this
To jack is the only way to do it
To Jack by Mightyfool March 16, 2009

Listen to Jack Johnson

Masturbation. Since Jack Johnson the singer/songwriter produces calming and stress relieving music and due to his nomenclature.
She really wanted to just watch Netflix; I'm going to go home and listen to Jack Johnson.
Listen to Jack Johnson by TheDailyOne February 28, 2016

Speaking to Jack the Cat 

Speaking to this cat means jacking off or playing with your pussy as if its a guitar, usually applied to females but is not gender specific could also be applied to men (Speaking to Jack the sausage).
Are you going to speak to Jack the Cat?
How often do you talk to Jack the Cat?
Did you enjoy speaking to Jack the Cat?

To Jack your Nicholson 

"Bro, yesterday I Jacked my Nicholson so hard I got blisters on my dick."

"To Jack your Nicholson, or not to Jack your Nicholson ? That is the question." First draft of Hamlet, unpublished.
To Jack your Nicholson by Swissbeaver September 24, 2017

Not to jack my self off

Similar to “not to toot my own horn”, it’s said before someone is going to talk about what makes them great.
Not to jack my self off but I do have the nicest ‘69 mustang.
Not to jack my self off by Unk22 August 5, 2022
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026
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