Jack me
Jack me by Frank slayer March 21, 2023
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Jack me off like you beat your own meat!
Jack me off like you beat your own meat! by eda-skip November 24, 2021
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jack me off faggot
used when someone brags about something or says somehitng that makes them sound like a comlete dousche.
jack me off faggot by deke December 18, 2003
jack me off
jack me off is what a guy tells his jack-off squire to do as he lies back, arms up under his head, and says, Go for it ! ... and take your time!
jack me off by USAF Cadet August 15, 2021
Cactus Jack fucked me
When a person is very hungry so they pull up to McDonald's and they want to try something new so they order the travy patty using the secret code: "Cactus jack fucked me".
Other codes could be used too such as:
"Cactus jacked me off"
"Jacques Webster sent me"
"Cactusjack fucked my cat and bit my dick off"
"You know why I'm here"
Usually after the code the costumer will play Sicko Mode to unlock the travy party.
Other codes could be used too such as:
"Cactus jacked me off"
"Jacques Webster sent me"
"Cactusjack fucked my cat and bit my dick off"
"You know why I'm here"
Usually after the code the costumer will play Sicko Mode to unlock the travy party.
McDonald's worker: "Hi what can I get for you today?
Costumer: "Cactus jack fucked me"
Mcdonald's worker: "I'm sorry what was th..."
Costumer: *INSERTS SICKO MODE*
McDonald's worker: "So you want a Sprite with that?"
Costumer: "Yeh"
Costumer: "Cactus jack fucked me"
Mcdonald's worker: "I'm sorry what was th..."
Costumer: *INSERTS SICKO MODE*
McDonald's worker: "So you want a Sprite with that?"
Costumer: "Yeh"
Cactus Jack fucked me by Xbox1spaz69 September 13, 2020
draw-me-jack
1. Adj. A sexual glare. A come hither selfie. A seductive pose like the one Rose gave Jack in the movie about the botat that met with the large piece of ice.
draw-me-jack by chanthethird October 9, 2014
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