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Jack Warden 

A tall motherfucker that looks like they were stretched on some form of medieval torture device
1. look at that ugly Jack Warden mom
Jack Warden by Succulent Folds November 29, 2021

Jackworden 

A male who talks to multiple girls at once and always leads them on.These types are usually found snapping all day and getting girls at there friends expense
O my word my guys acting like a jackworden

Jackwarden 

The duties of the Jackwarden are similar to those performed by a modern prison warden, with some notable exceptions. The Jackwarden is a mythical being who works between the worlds of the living and the dead to ensure that karmic debts are paid in full during the time one serves on planet Earth.

It is the duty of the Jackwarden, therefore, to hold humans accountable for their actions from one life to the next, and to perform debt transfers, when necessary so that total karmic balance is achieved, if at all possible, before moving to the next life.
The Jackwarden and the Fates work closely together. They will make you deal with your shit.
Fate is a Jackwarden, ensuring proper delivery for all the things we thought we could forget.
Jackwarden by Wyrdsmyth November 27, 2020

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026