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Jack Armstrong 

Slang Name, no offence to any dude who might actually have this name -- I know of no Jack Armstrong. A dude who Jacks off so much that he has developed huge forearms as a result.
I think Popeye is a Jack Armstrong. Look at his forearms. He is a sailor and his girlfriend is OLIVE OIL. Together they found SWEET PEA.

Jack Army 

Supporters of the best and most successful team in Wales.
Travel thousands of miles to follow their team.
Chased Cardiff's soul crew into the sea.
110 Years 1 Doube SCFC
First team in the premier league
Won a major trophy and got to play in Europe

There are many theories about where the name Jack comes from but the most popular is a black retriever dog from Swansea called Jack that saved at least 27 lives back in the 1930s.
The Jack Army are the best fans in the world!
Jack Army by Jack B Stard August 17, 2022

Jack Army 

Followers of Swansea City Football Club.

The Jack Army represents the contingent who rarely actually make it to games having either got too drunk, been beaten up by rival supporters, been arrested or all of the above.

When they do make it to games they chant the 2 words 'Jack Army' repeatedly from the terraces in order to assure temselves of their identity
From the terrace
"Jack Army, Jack Army, Jack Army, Jack Army, Jack Army, Jack Army, Jack Army, oooooooohhhhhh, Jack Army, Jack Army, Jack Army, Jack Army, Aaaaaaaaaaaaa, Jack Army, Jack Army"
Jack Army by Jules W December 17, 2008

Jack Armstrong 

While it may seem like a slang name, and very well might be to some, Jack Armstrong is also a name of high rank.

Jack Armstrongs are very handsome, caring, and intelligent men.

They give women the shivers and are the subject of day dreams.

Jack Armstrongs are forgiving, intellectual, and are quite possible the most dreamy of men.
Want to know what is more romantic than The Notebook?

Jack Armstrong is.
Jack Armstrong by SandyDunes November 2, 2014
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
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Witch Bath 

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