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Jibber Jabber
Jibber jabber is Incoherent and unintelligible rapid speech often in slang or patois. Used in the UK as a disparaging name for other languages such as French, Spanish or American.
“It was all jibber jabber. Couldn’t understand a dam’ word the wretched feller was sayin’, Jeeves.”
“But, Milord, he was an American.”
“Yes?”
“But, Milord, he was an American.”
“Yes?”
Jibber Jabber by AKACroatalin June 4, 2015
Related Words
Jabbler • jabber • jabberwocky • Jabber Jaws • Jibbler • jabble • jabberwalkie • jabberwock • Jabberjay • jabber stabber
jabberjaw
(1) A jabberjaw is someone who never shuts up.
(2) A person who talks too much, to the point of ad nauseum.
(3) It is also a 30 minute cartoon created in the 1970s by Hanna Barbera. It used to be part of the Saturday morning cartoons. It was created with a format and writing that was similar to that of Scooby-Doo and Josie and the Pussycats.
(2) A person who talks too much, to the point of ad nauseum.
(3) It is also a 30 minute cartoon created in the 1970s by Hanna Barbera. It used to be part of the Saturday morning cartoons. It was created with a format and writing that was similar to that of Scooby-Doo and Josie and the Pussycats.
Meat Jabber
The shaft of the penis (usually erect), which can be used by the owner, like a pointing finger, to 'jab' whatever he chooses- be it animal, vegetable or mineral.
"Is that a walking stick in your pocket or are you poking me with your giant meat jabber"- words uttered by Norah Batty during the infamous Compo erection scene in Last of the Summer Wine.
Meat Jabber by Lynams Moustache January 6, 2012
Jabber slapper
when you have a girl laying down, and u crouch over her face and she has your balls fully in her mouth. While ur balls are fully in her mouth, you take ur boner, pull it up, and let it fling down and slap her face. That is a jabber slapper.
CAUTION:
This can be dangerous, as it can cause an unwanted reaction, making the girl bite your balls off.
CAUTION:
This can be dangerous, as it can cause an unwanted reaction, making the girl bite your balls off.
Dude, the jabber Slap i gave Konica left a welt on her face. Needless to say, she is pissed.
Yesterday, when i gave my girlfriend a jabber slapper, the tip of her nose impacted with my penis pretty hard. It still hurts.
Yesterday, when i gave my girlfriend a jabber slapper, the tip of her nose impacted with my penis pretty hard. It still hurts.
Jabber slapper by gettinthatfosho August 29, 2009
Jibbler
Jibbler has many forms of use.
A person who has no knowledge that their existence on earth is a total waste. Also, a person who is completely inebriated or high to the point that they are most extremely obnoxious.
It can also be used to describe: a place (house, venue, store) that is full of the type of people listed above, or an object (car, chair, computer) that is in complete disrepair.
A normal person who, by choice, is momentarily wasting his or her time.
May be expressed in the past, present, or future tense.
May also be shortened to jib.
A person who has no knowledge that their existence on earth is a total waste. Also, a person who is completely inebriated or high to the point that they are most extremely obnoxious.
It can also be used to describe: a place (house, venue, store) that is full of the type of people listed above, or an object (car, chair, computer) that is in complete disrepair.
A normal person who, by choice, is momentarily wasting his or her time.
May be expressed in the past, present, or future tense.
May also be shortened to jib.
That guy at the flea market was a total jibbler.
His guitar sucks. It's all jibbled out.
Person A: What are you doing tonight"
Person B: Not much, probably just jibbling around the house.
He was such a jib!
His guitar sucks. It's all jibbled out.
Person A: What are you doing tonight"
Person B: Not much, probably just jibbling around the house.
He was such a jib!
Jibbler by solidarity1982 September 26, 2010
Jabbercotting
a 32 oz drink from QuikTrip mixed with any kind of liquor you can find.
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conceal drinks anywhere and everywhere
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conceal drinks anywhere and everywhere
Jabbercotting by movesherbodylikeacyclone June 16, 2009
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