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Jabber Jaws 

Jabber Jaws by keisha January 19, 2004

jabberjaw 

(1) A jabberjaw is someone who never shuts up.

(2) A person who talks too much, to the point of ad nauseum.

(3) It is also a 30 minute cartoon created in the 1970s by Hanna Barbera. It used to be part of the Saturday morning cartoons. It was created with a format and writing that was similar to that of Scooby-Doo and Josie and the Pussycats.
(1) "You are such a jabberjaw; i can hardly get a word in edgewise."

(2) "Hey jabberjaw. Shut up! I'm trying to tell you something."

(3) "Do you remember that cartoon Jabberjaw? It's being replayed on the Cartoon Network now."
jabberjaw by bijoupali May 2, 2011

JabberJaw 

someone who breaks their jaw on a penis during oral sex
Cindy got a jabberjaw after trying to take on a chode
JabberJaw by Vagina diver eric February 17, 2005

jabberjaws 

we call her jabberjaws
jabberjaws by Reginald March 17, 2004

Jabberjaw 

An individual at any social gathering who, typically due to being under the influence of a controlled stimulant (ie: cocaine, amphetamine, adderall, etc.), absolutely refuses to stop talking, interrupting others, or any other general form of jabbering.
"Oh no, everyone duck, I'm pretty sure that fucking Jabberjaw is zeroing in on us."

(Especially at the local bar.)

jabberjaw 

the act of smacking a person (male or female) in the face with your erect chode, shattering his or her jawbone.
i jabberjawed the shit out of justin after the game. he cried like a bitch.
jabberjaw by Keith Carpio November 9, 2008
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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