Jaaaj 

Declaration of emotional freedom.

Awkward silence...
Person: "Jaaaj"
More Awkward silence...

Jaaaj by Krypel November 14, 2018

Jaaag 

A Jaguar car

The sort of person who would go away for a weekend with his wife to a hotel somewhere romantic and spend the entire night flirting outrageously with a waitress and it's OK because he's got a Jaaag.

Jaaag by JaaagMan July 24, 2011

Jaaag 

The correct pronunciation of non-SUV Jaguar cars used by Jaguar owners and people who appreciate Jaguars.

Jaguar owner - I'm sorry I can't pay for the dinner tonight, but it's okay because I drive a Jaaag.

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When you go on honeymoon with your wife and have an affair by 10 other women on the same night, but it's okay because you drive a Jaaag

Jaaag by Ripstikerpro March 2, 2019

JavaJunkie

A fan of the relationship between Luke and Lorelai in Gilmore Girls. Term was invented long before the two started dating and comes from the very first scene of the show.

LUKE: How many cups have you had today?
LORELAI: None.
LUKE: Plus?
LORELAI: Five, but yours is better.
LUKE: Junkie
LORELAI: Angel. You've got wings, baby.

A crazy fan obsessed with Luke and Lorelai. Generally have a tendency to hate Christopher Hayden with every fiber of their beings.

Also can apply to an actor or character that has expressed support/interest in the Luke/Lorelai relationship.

"I am the world's biggest JavaJunkie!"

JavaJunkie by JavaJunkie Queen July 27, 2007

jalaj 

A synonym for pearl, a precious jewel found in deep ocean.

as white as jalaj pearl

jalaj by Adi2271 October 7, 2021

jaaaag 

A car driven by people who steal your shit and fuck your wife. But its ok because they drive a jaaaaaag

Im sorry i ran over your dog. (Dog owner) awww nooo you clot. (Jaaaag owner) with my jaaaaaaag (dog owner)

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\ (ツ)/

jaaaag by Wood meat July 20, 2018

javajunkie

In Gilmore Girls fanfiction, writing about the relationship between Lorelai and Luke. Also, a person can also call themselves a javajunkie if they support Luke and Lorelai as a couple.
Can be a verb or noun.

I think this is self-explanitory. But, I consider myself a javajunkie, because I both read and write stories about Lorelai and Luke, and I support them as a couple as well.

javajunkie by Kristen* June 22, 2006