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Jose Angel 

A kind of alcoholic lover person who use to speak with every random dude or bitch.
Usually he will fall in a hole full of blackberry bushes.
"Julian get drunk last night and almos did a Jose Angel"
Jose Angel by Perifrastic June 30, 2017

José Ángel Ramos Betts 

The 11 year old who decided to troll his entire nation (Mexico) on January 10, 2020 by shooting up his private school Columbine style, with his custom made Natural Selection shirt, his 22 caliber Glock as well as his 40 caliber Glock, and killing 1 teacher and injuring 6 others then committing heroism and turning the gun on himself (Inspired by his heros and idols Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold).

José’s country (Mexico), instead of tackling the actual issue, decided to remove certain video games and regulate teaching “ethics” to the children in Colegio Cervantes.

One of José’s family members were later arrested under the charge of child neglect.

RIP José Ángel Ramos Betts you truly deserved more and the world didn’t see you and your descent into a horrible fate.
Alex: Did you see on the news? An 11 year old, José Ángel Ramos Betts committed suicide in a school shooting he started.
Ame: Poor soul. He was only 11

The Bay of Pigs Invasion (Jose Angel Castro To Angel Jose Robles's Kindness)... 

What I call homo-sapiens who know the Spartans prayer: "Achilles, the frequency Auditor. Born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Do you know the Spartans prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person The Bay of Pigs Invasion (Jose Angel Castro To Angel Jose Robles's Kindness)...

I, Angel Jose Roblesusysileie Jose Angel, I 

I, Angel Jose Roblesusysileie Jose Angel, I
I, Angel Jose Roblesusysileie Jose Angel, I

I, Angel JOse Robles AM done Here Robles Jose Angel, I 

I, Angel JOse Robles AM done Here Robles Jose Angel, I
I, Angel JOse Robles AM done Here Robles Jose Angel, I

I, ANgel Jose Robles Am Immature Whilst Having Sexual Intercourse So I, ANgel JOse RObles Will NOt Utilize The Angel Number "'696'" Robles Jose Angel, I 

I, ANgel Jose Robles Am Immature Whilst Having Sexual Intercourse So I, ANgel JOse RObles Will NOt Utilize The Angel Number "'696'" Robles Jose Angel, I
I, ANgel Jose Robles Am Immature Whilst Having Sexual Intercourse So I, ANgel JOse RObles Will NOt Utilize The Angel Number "'696'" Robles Jose Angel, I
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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