jobs

In professional wrestling, someone who deliberately loses to another wrestler. A "jobber" is someone who almost always loses to other wrestlers.

It was a sad day for hulkamaniacs everywhere when Hulk Hogan jobbed to Goldberg.

by Alfie The Horndog September 3, 2005

jobs

1)something u have in order 2 make money
2)names 4 sex acts (handjobs, blowjobs, etc)
3)something u r responsible 4
4)jack off back spasms

1)I have 2 go 2 work in my fucking cubicle everyday, casue if i dont have a job i wont have any money.
2)That slut sure did give me a good job last night. And she swallowed 2!
3)It's your job 2 see that the car gets cleaned.
4)Oh god! I got back spasms from jacking off 2 much! I must be a jobs!

by Guy_Who_Fucks_Hot_Girls August 10, 2004

jobs

Something that is probably the most difficult thing to achieve.

"I'm lucky to have a job at Ground Round."
-me

by Dave November 4, 2004

Jobs

bitch

Bill Gates made Steve Jobs his bitch.

He's such a dirty Jobs.

by Travis October 26, 2004

Jobs

1. To look up information on your Apple device

2. To dick around on your Apple device

3. To communicate via your Apple device

1. Can you Jobs the score on ESPN for me?

2. Quit Jobsing before you get smartphone dead leg, slut chops, and make me some bacon!

3. Will you please be my textretary and Jobs Steve about that rehearsal?

by Arianrhod2012 September 2, 2013

Jobs

Yeah, I hope 166,632 people lose their jobs over an ad says the conservative who pretends to care about jobs. Your job isn't important. Just get a different one... It my pay less. I don't actually even know what you're options are. Working for Anheuser-Busch might be the only job you could get when you started. But I don't care! Tranny bad!

Hym " 'I hope 166,632 people lose their jobs' says the guy who claims to care about jobs."

by Hym Iam April 20, 2023

jobs a good'un

Midland exclamation at an unexpectedly good outcome of a bad situation.

Forklift driver: "Yeah, I smashed a load of those boxes whan I put them on the pallet. Put loads of shrink wrap on, nobody noticed, jobs a good'un"

by oracle March 12, 2004