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When a young male uses jocks and socks to cum into, and hide it under their bed for later use. An acronym for Jizz Jock Mountain.
"Hey man, my mother found my JJM, I'm so embarrassed."
JJM by Darrenezel January 5, 2017
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acronym for "just jerk me." Similar to JJMD "just jerk my dick." Used because sybau has become too mainstream.
random person in an instagram comment section: "bro youre so chopped"
influencer: "jjm bro"
jjm by jiglet main April 9, 2025

jjmaybanksexual 

When your so In love with jj maybank and only jj maybank and you would gladly let him pin you against the wall and choke you<3
Im jjmaybanksexual
jjmaybanksexual by 1749298462627 August 3, 2021
being a jjmice 🐁🐀 is a nickname given to people who are:

-small
-rat-like
-🦨 shaped
-and someone who wears glasses (+braces)
use in a sentence: “you’re such a jjmice!!”🗿
jjmice by yhudrf October 21, 2020

JJMgreen7 

A man who is not shy and is liked by girls and is a chad and very good at studying and religious.
me: do u know JJMgreen7

you: yup he is a thicc boi
JJMgreen7 by JJMgreen7 December 13, 2021
name of king clan in DotA Allstars game, that fans say him JJmax Kabir , JJ Kabir or Kabir, Kabir make the first page about Dota Allstars for iranian in facebook , with address of : fb.com/tehrandota , name of clans is CPK , and CPK is a big company in Iran.
With dreams of years without failure, Hundred years better than this year without fail. JJmax Kabir.
JJmax by JJmax Kabir March 29, 2013
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