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Anything and Everything, just depends on the person hearing the word or the person saying the word. Must always be spelled in complete capital letters.

Origin: Originated when a kid misspelled the word "JEW" and inserted a "Q" instead of a "W"
Person 1: JEQ YOU!!
Person 2: THANKS YOU MOTHER-JEQ-ER!
Person 1: WHAT THE JEQ IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN!
by Harry Buales Sach December 15, 2010
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Jul 12 Word of the Day
The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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