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jabroker 

mix between an assclown douchebag (ie joker) & a sleazy scumbag snakeoil salesperson (ie broker)
The Situation is a total jabroker. He also has AIDs.
jabroker by slick mcnugget November 1, 2010
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jobroken 

when the jonas brothers have broken your heart/dreams in some way.
guy 1: "yea, she found out joe jonas has a new girlfriend."
guy 2: "oh she must be really jobroken"
jobroken by Fredd the Narwhal March 11, 2010
drunk joke; humorous statements or saying delivered while intoxicated that would only seem funny to other intoxicated people.
Clara would jroke and everyone kept laughing, even when she would repeat the same off colour comment again and again.
jroke by çinaptic September 20, 2011
a condescending term for a lazy piece of shit who acts like he has his life together but who really is broke in capacity, wealth, and spirit.

an incompetent and lazy bro.

a combination of jamoke and jabroni
"Look at that jabroke wearing his cheap-ass sunglasses inside as if he were Kanye."
Jabroke by whyeventry December 6, 2018
Oh hey have you seen john Miller? Yeah he’s a fruit cake driving jerokee
jerokee by jerokee December 15, 2021
When you are drinking and playing card games and you miss pronounce joker
I played a jroker
jroker by Cornyp December 25, 2021
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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