JBI

Short for "Jewish By Insertion" or "Jewish By Injection". Refers to the status of a gentile woman (shiksa) who has had sex with a Jewish man.

Now that I have had sex with Ben, I can finally go to the Chabad parties without it being a thing, because I'm JBI.

by yaolinglingjiu May 14, 2012

JBI

Just Beast It.

When you don't have a good explanation for someone to do something, you just say JBI.

Eric: "I don't want to buy a $2000 camera lens."
Justin: "JBI."
Eric: "Ok, fine. Lets go get it."

by JBI Dude February 19, 2011

JBI

JBI is the acronym of John Bosco Ip. It could mean you are great if it is used as an adjective.

You are JBI! (Meaning:You are great!)

by JBI July 24, 2003

JBI

“Jade bureau of investigation”. Someone who is highly skilled in tracking down her sister. Basically Liam Neeson.

Pull your pants up, JBI found us!!!!!!

by TaraWard10 September 12, 2023

jbilf

Jail Bate I'd like (to) Fuck

Wow, your daughter is a jbilf!

by FemaleMetalHead December 1, 2010

jbiebsify

Th act of making one's name as lame/Bieber as humanly possible by screwing over your first name and making your last name sound like a frozen lemonade company. WARNING: jbiebsifying your name is NOT advised.

Dude 1: Hey man what's your name?
Dude 2: John Smith, but you can just call me J Smits
Dude 1: Did you just jbiebsify your name? Get out of my house mo fo!

by wdels92 September 29, 2011

jbirus

an idiot

jbirus is an idiot

by JBRIUS November 1, 2021