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Short for "Jewish By Insertion" or "Jewish By Injection". Refers to the status of a gentile woman (shiksa) who has had sex with a Jewish man.
Now that I have had sex with Ben, I can finally go to the Chabad parties without it being a thing, because I'm JBI.
JBI by yaolinglingjiu May 14, 2012
Words you can keep
Just Beast It.

When you don't have a good explanation for someone to do something, you just say JBI.
Eric: "I don't want to buy a $2000 camera lens."
Justin: "JBI."
Eric: "Ok, fine. Lets go get it."
JBI by JBI Dude February 19, 2011
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JBI is the acronym of John Bosco Ip. It could mean you are great if it is used as an adjective.
You are JBI! (Meaning:You are great!)
JBI by JBI July 24, 2003
“Jade bureau of investigation”. Someone who is highly skilled in tracking down her sister. Basically Liam Neeson.
Pull your pants up, JBI found us!!!!!!
JBI by TaraWard10 September 12, 2023
Jail Bate I'd like (to) Fuck
Wow, your daughter is a jbilf!
jbilf by FemaleMetalHead December 1, 2010
Th act of making one's name as lame/Bieber as humanly possible by screwing over your first name and making your last name sound like a frozen lemonade company. WARNING: jbiebsifying your name is NOT advised.
Dude 1: Hey man what's your name?
Dude 2: John Smith, but you can just call me J Smits
Dude 1: Did you just jbiebsify your name? Get out of my house mo fo!
jbiebsify by wdels92 September 29, 2011
jbirus is an idiot
jbirus by JBRIUS November 1, 2021
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

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A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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