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Th act of making one's name as lame/Bieber as humanly possible by screwing over your first name and making your last name sound like a frozen lemonade company. WARNING: jbiebsifying your name is NOT advised.
Dude 1: Hey man what's your name?
Dude 2: John Smith, but you can just call me J Smits
Dude 1: Did you just jbiebsify your name? Get out of my house mo fo!
jbiebsify by wdels92 September 29, 2011
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How one would pronounce their name in the most Justin-Bieberly manner possible.

To jbiebsify your name:
1) take the first letter of your first name
2) take the first syllable of your last name, and pluralize it
"Whats your name?"
"John Smith."
"You should jbiebsify it."
"J Smits?"
"Congratulations! Now you can surround yourself in a world of teen angst."
"Yea dawg... I hate the biebs..."

jbiebsify
jbiebsify by misterwho3 June 22, 2011
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