Th act of making one's name as lame/Bieber as humanly possible by screwing over your first name and making your last name sound like a frozen lemonade company. WARNING: jbiebsifying your name is NOT advised.
Dude 1: Hey man what's your name?
Dude 2: John Smith, but you can just call me J Smits
Dude 1: Did you just jbiebsify your name? Get out of my house mo fo!
How one would pronounce their name in the most Justin-Bieberly manner possible.
To jbiebsify your name:
1) take the first letter of your first name
2) take the first syllable of your last name, and pluralize it
"Whats your name?"
"John Smith."
"You should jbiebsify it."
"J Smits?"
"Congratulations! Now you can surround yourself in a world of teen angst."
"Yea dawg... I hate the biebs..."
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murdererused a serrated blade.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.