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Member of homo armaniopus family. An agile creature posesing physical agility and fashionable charm. This species is known to be found hovering around hunt's point with yan and/or vin. He is also infamous for shitting questions out of his mouth like diarea, and also contains an affable affection for soccer playing lawnmower guys.
"I am going to the city with sasso and jbiz"
"You are acting like a fuckin jbiz today"
jbiz by CHRIS B September 29, 2003
Words you can keep
jbiz -
#1:street term for someone with the initials JB
"Hey jbiz whats up?"
#2:Also for for "Just Business" aka jbiz
"Yo its jbiz"
"Hey jbiz whats up?"
"Yo its jbiz"
jbiz by Jonathan Brewer September 15, 2005
Related Words
That one fatass from ps4 who likes big macs
Oh
jbizz shoved that juicy wet big mac down his fatsack and it was amazing.
jbizz by Not Benzo October 14, 2015
slang term for a blow job in san francisco
Hey Bruce thanks for the jay-bizzle last night.
Jbizzle by Anonymous May 7, 2003

jbizzle fizzle 

When you’re attempting to ejaculate on the toilet of a man that controls the controller, and you are spotted so you double down on being a complete dumb fuck ass.
I almost thought we were coming but that jbizzle fizzle really screwed our plans around.
jbizzle fizzle by Jzahandler December 31, 2022
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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