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D'Jarious 

A systematic way to determine the truth and authenticity of the relevant claim. Uses a levelling system to determine how accurate the statement is:

'D'Jarious I/First': Straight up cap.
'D'Jarious II/Second': Partial-truth, partial-lie; Even though some of the claim could be true, there is also the potential to be a lie within the statement.
'D'Jarious III/Third': An entirely truthful statement, coming from the heart and soul of the person delivering the statement.

'D'Jarious' can commonly be abbrev. as 'DJ'.

Pseudo-D'Jariousn, n-inf in {R}, =/0: Backed up by theoretical physics and mathematics, as well as a mechanical engineer.
'D'Jarious IV/Fourth': Similar to 'D'Jarious III', however, this claim is backed up by love for the recipient.
Zude 1: "Yo bro, does my dih stink like ahh, gng?"

Zude 2: "Nah, u good luh jit."

Zude 1: "Put that on DJ III rn!"

Zude 2: "Yea man, on D'Jarious I ur dih don't stank."
D'Jarious by edenbean June 9, 2025
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jvarious smi 

The most amazing man you will ever meet. He can make you laugh just by being in the same room as you. His smile will melt your heart, and his laugh will make you cry tears of joy. He is the funniest, hottest, most wonderful person you could ever know. You are lucky if you have a Jvarious Smi in your life.
Aidan: Damn, was that Jvarious Smi?
Raleigh: Yeah, he's so hot and nice.

Aidan: Sheesh.
jvarious smi by JvariousButter February 27, 2021
a boy who is oh so cute but knows hes cute and thinks hes black...but you gotta love him...
ehh negative that boy is so jarius
Jarius by Taylor January 6, 2005

jerious wadsworth 

Is a being among all, with a massive cock, he’s above all, his cock is so juicy and fat that it leaks 19 gallons of sperm’ a minute, all in all jerious wadsworth is a segs god who can be gay at times,

He also analy fist people time to time…

Javiously 

1. A high brow, sarcastic answer, (of which people named Javier are known for); to something extremely obvious.
2. A more sophisticated, and slightly conceited way of stating how obvious something is.
Person 1: Hey look, Javiously is now in the urban dictionary!

Person 2: Well, Javiously !
Obvious obviously javious Javier sarcasm
Javiously by the_javious_one November 9, 2013
If you have your girl say bye because he will steal her and he is the hottest boy alive and smartest
Jarius is so hot
Jarius by Dhdhvdhdjdd March 25, 2019
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
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