JAMFuQ 

(ACRONYM) Just Answer My Fu*king Question

Pronunciation - JAMFUK

You urgently email or text someone with a simple query, only to receive a long winded diatribe addressing everything but the original question you had posed.

Your response - "For god's sake, JAMFuQ"

JAMFuQ by SkidRowPlo April 9, 2010

Jamfuck

Sex position with girl on bed, hips up, supporting her bodyweight herself with her partner controlling her hips. Almost like reverse cowgirl but laying down.

James: Babe, let’s Jamfuck
Hannah: Ok babe

Jamfuck by ryan was 100% taken April 2, 2021

jamfucked

when activities are fucked up in multiple ways; when daily life becomes affected by someone elses incompetency; public actions that cause harm far exceeding reason.

1) man, they gave me so much shit to do at work today today, i don't know what will get done on time, this job is totally jamfucked.

2) Holy crap George Bush has jamfucked our military.

3) The supreme court has jamfucked the nation with ideas of false liberty.

jamfucked by prairiemantis June 27, 2012