Jafaaaaar
Verb
To Jafaaaaar: (Pronounced: jah-far)
The act of initially staying on
track or following a plan, only to veer off course dramatically and unexpectedly. The emphasis on "faaaaaar" signifies the extent of deviation from the original path.
Person 1: "Hi I'
m alwahsh, whats your name"
Person
2: "I identify as Zoniasfaleiaphobia"
Person 1: "Did you just Jafaaaaar me
bro?
Example 1
Person 1: "Do you like seatbelts? "
Person 2: "You just gaslit me."
Person 1: "ok......"
Example 2
Person 1: "What grade did you get on your project?"
Person 2: "Yeah, I was almost done, but then I Jafaaaaared into a YouTube rabbit
hole and ended up watching Ben Shapiro videos for three hours because I love him very much."
Person 1: Ok but that's not what I asked...
Example 3
Boss: "We need this report by noon, can you handle it?"
Employee: "Absolutely, I'll
get it to you in
time." (Five minutes later) "Oops, sorry, I just Jafaaaaared into a meeting about why the alwahsh is the sexiest man
alive"
Remember kids be a Jafar not a Jafaaaaar.
