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JAAAAAAAAARS 

a pirate known for his seemingly strange accent and appreciation for
CARS. likes mufflers!!! Will randomly say AAAAARRRR!!!, which his
...psychologists still cannot understand. All in all, a very strange and funny piiiiirraaaateee!!!
conversation between JAAAAAAAAARS and people around him:

JAAAAAAAAARS- I'M JAAARS, AND I'M A PIIIIIRATE!
others- Ok, Jars, we understand already.
JAAAAAAAAARS- AAAARRR!!! I'M JAAAAAAARSS!!!
others- Holy crap, shut the hell up.
JAAAAAAAAARS- I LIKE CAAAAAARSSS!!!! AAAAARRR!!! AND I BE A PIRAAAATE!!!
JAAAAAAAAARS by a muffler November 6, 2010
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Jaaaaaaaack 

Jaaaaaaaack is used when you are on bluetooth in a public place. Generaly you tend to keep quiet and silently giggle as some 'certain names' but when you suddenly shout out a name it is called: Jaaaaaaaack
*looking on bluetooth, searching, searching...., find 'Jack'
Person searching suddenly shouts...*
"Jaaaaaaaack" and everyone stares, the person then runs to the nearest bin and hides....
Jaaaaaaaack by Ha-Tee September 29, 2010
Term of annoyance that is popular in Argentina, used whenever someone proves that the Falkland Islands belong to the United Kingdom by going back through historical records.
"Cerra el ano y educate"

"No evidence… next"

"Jaaaaaaa"
Jaaaaaaa by TotalDramaNoah June 15, 2022
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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