J.A.L.

The initials of my male friend that is the sexiest, most lovable, and a DAMN GOD IN BED. This man knows how to please a woman in bed, has more sex drive than anyone I have ever met. Wish I could have him all to myself for a week. Love this guy

(J.A.L.) is a sex god .

J.A.L. by StefWhaley82 March 5, 2026

i.j.d.a.l.c. 

an acronym that is to be used on an instant messanging system, meaning "i just did a little chuckle". this acronym was created for those times when you dont quite "lol", but you are also a step above a "haha".

person 1: i fell today, and broke my leg.
person 2: thats so funny, i.j.d.a.l.c.!

i.j.d.a.l.c. by christin&jake December 27, 2005

J.I.A.L 

to tell someone to jump in a lake

friend 1: ugh this person texted me

you: tell them to j.i.a.l

J.I.A.L by twelveornine May 14, 2024

L.a.r.r.y ‘Retarded Chimp’ M.a.j.o.r 

It should come as no surprise to anyone that knows and/or has to work with The N.i.g.g.e.r L.a.r.r.y M.a.j.o.r in O.m.a.h.a that he has extreme issues with his behavior, mannerisms, personality, hygiene, etc. This retarded nigger is living proof that this condition is genetic. His defective genes have been passed on, resulting in his retarded offspring. Condolences go to the unfortunate child, but not to this prime example of a subnormal specimen that never should have been allowed to procreate in the first place.

The gene pool for L.a.r.r.y ‘Retarded Chimp’ M.a.j.o.r should have been severed prior to his creation. Society is continually plagued with this sick, alcoholic piece of shit. A prime example of procreation out of ignorance.

L.a.r.r.y ‘Retarded Chimp’ M.a.j.o.r by papaboy March 1, 2013

G.l.a.j 

Abbreviated way to say "Go lick a Jew"

*Playing Modern Warfare 2"
You: "You killed me! G.L.A.J!"
Other person: "What?"

G.l.a.j by J.J. Raymundo July 22, 2010

B I J D A F L D M D G F T 

An abbreviation for, “Bro, I just dumped a fat load down my dog girlfriend’s throat.”

B I J D A F L D M D G F T. I was epic.

B I J D A F L D M D G F T by Gregegg Heefflar May 25, 2020

J.A.R.E.L.L 

A cream daddy
gets the goo succ

Wow a J.A.R.E.L.L!!!!!!!!!!! Cream daddy in the flesh!!!!!!!

J.A.R.E.L.L by The cream daddy himself May 19, 2018