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A made up slang word used to show when people are full of shit and pretending to know what they are talking about when they really don't
Person1: "Oooo man someone just dropped a major J Bomb!"
Person2: "O yeah man..."
Person1: "Wait...you don't know what a J bomb is?!!!"
Person2: "Yeah I do!"
Person1: "Well then what is it then?"
Person2: "..."

You get the point
J Bomb by J Bomber. May 28, 2010
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A nickname for someone who always brings materials necessary for Jagerbombs (red bull, Jager, possibly shot glasses, etc.) to a party. This person is extremely awesome, women want him, and men wanna be him.
Nick always brings Jager and red bull to the party, so we call him J-Bomb. He's so awesome!
J-Bomb by TheAmazingNEZ December 30, 2010
When you're scanning through radio stations and you're not sure if you've stumbled upon a christian station, the J-bomb is what you listen for in order to tell.
Dude, the singer just dropped the J-bomb! Change the station quick!
j-bomb by Leefy Greans April 30, 2006
A Jiz bomb, a few ml of clearish, white liquid which excretes from the penis after after playing with your self or a friend
When your bored and feel like taking a shower, 'while Im at ill also go drop a J-BOMB'
J-BOMB by Cademcnade June 2, 2009
A joint or "marijuana cigarette"
"Let's go smoke a J-Bomb!"
J-Bomb by WillyJ September 25, 2005
Slang term to jack off or masturbate and or ejaculation/release of semen/sperm. Also used as abbreviated term for Jizz Bomb.
Mateo: Whats up Landon?
Landon: Dude I haven't J-Bombed in days!!!!!
J-Bomb by Intelligencia April 11, 2010
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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