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monkeyboy: omg i liek teh j/o!
j/o by Zorui June 11, 2006
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J.O.E • J.O. • J-ohs • J.O.F.A. • J.Owen • J.O.M.B. • j/o • j.o'in • J.O.M.L • j.o.p.d.
A term used to describe 'jerking-off' or 'jacking-off' - otherwise known as masturbation, or self-pleasure activities leading to orgasm and ejaculation of semen.

Used by Polecat324 when approaching minors asking for pictures of their 'sexy bodie'.
"send some photos right now plz I'm trying to j/o"
J/O by Polecat699 September 18, 2022
You going out tonight?

Nah Imma stay home and J.O. To some gay porn
J.O. by Ginger Snappah Head October 5, 2021
Jack off, or Jerk off J O or JO
What a J O!
That guy was a J O.
Your being a J O.
j o by Gerret January 9, 2008
Or J-Oing, an abreviated term for the noun: Jack Off. Or Jacking Off. The act of masterbating. Made popular by lazy idiots and people who are shy about such topics in public.
Dude, were you J-Oing in my bathroom?
J-O by davethelightguy May 31, 2007
jerking off, beating the meat, slapping the foot long.
VARIATION: circle jerk (for desperate measures only)
Come on, if you don't know what JO is, then you're a girl, a homo, or you don't have a penis
Yo dude you gotta go home or go in the other room or sumthin i gotta JO.
J.O. by tony February 10, 2003
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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