Zorui's definitions

magus

Badass.

by Zorui September 4, 2003

Zorui

Shadow Lord of Sentients. Pure evil. Much of his time is spent battling Disney, and the rest goes to beating up children, PWNing horny fucks like the people who sent in the definitions for "milkshake", trolling teencentre, and what he always does when women cry: PLAYING VIDEO GAMES.

The bag is a television. Questioning this carries a penalty of torture.

by Zorui December 26, 2003

j/o

Synonymous with "stupid".

monkeyboy: omg i liek teh j/o!

by Zorui June 11, 2006

Santa

One of the biggest hoaxes in human history.

Parent: You see, Johnny, there's a fat man who is somehow able to get down everyone's chimney and put stuff in their house in one night.
Kid: Wow!
Parent: Heh heh, sucker.

by Zorui December 26, 2003