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Real Isopod Hours
*in a mcDonalds at 2 a.m.*
-Hey josh, what are you doing here?
-I was hungry so I waited for REAL ISOPOD HOURS to get something to eat.
-Hey josh, what are you doing here?
-I was hungry so I waited for REAL ISOPOD HOURS to get something to eat.
Real Isopod Hours by Handle #354566 December 4, 2017
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real isopod nigga hours
The time of day between 12:05 a.m. and 3:15 a.m. for niggas whomst've are isopods to express their true isopod feelings.
real isopod nigga hours by Hahapoopynig January 26, 2018
Real Isopod Hours
Girlfriend: "My parents aren't home. Come over."
Boyfriend: "Nah nigga, it's real isopod hours. I gotta go down to the aquarium."
Boyfriend: "Nah nigga, it's real isopod hours. I gotta go down to the aquarium."
Real Isopod Hours by Stuck_inREM January 29, 2018
isopod hours
isopod hours by ohfuck.jpeg May 3, 2018
Isopod
A new Neo nazi / what nationalist symbol for hatred of minorities and jews. The isopod became such a symbol because they have a tough shell symbolic of white strength.
Isopod by Scrublord9 January 14, 2018
Real Isopod Hours
The time between 1:00 AM and 5:30 AM where people leave their bedrooms in search of food, then stub their toe and wake the entire house up.
*at 2:30 AM*
-ah, I could really go for some doritos, it is REAL ISOPOD HOURS after al-
*stubs toe*
*screams*
-ah, I could really go for some doritos, it is REAL ISOPOD HOURS after al-
*stubs toe*
*screams*
Real Isopod Hours by blinkythecomputer January 13, 2022
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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