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Ivar the Boneless 

Ivar the Boneless or Ivar Ragnarsson was a Viking warrior, and leader who invaded England during the "Viking age". It is not 100% known what "Boneless" means. Many Viking stories describe him as literally lacking bones or legs. But it is not known how reliable these stories are.

According to the Tale of Ragnar Lodbrok, Ivar was "boneless" because of a curse. His mother Aslaug was the third wife of his father Ragnar Lodbrok. She had stated that she and her husband must wait 3 days before having sex. But Ragnar Lodbrok had been raiding in England and was really horny due to being away for such a long time, and so he had sex with his beautiful wife anyway. Because of this, Ivar was born "boneless".

Ivar the Boneless has been described by several Viking sagas as being skillful, and fierce on the battlefield. He was a commander of the Great Heathen Army which attacked England.
Was Ivar the Boneless actually boneless?
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Ivary • Ivar • ivory • ivory tower • ivayla • Ivry • Ilary • ivany • Ivar the Boneless • Ivery
He a Hot, nice, funny guy. He is full of surprises so just ask him lots of questions and you will be amazed.
He will keep in shape for his girlfriend/crush dont for get you will be incredibly lucky to have an Ivaylo, it would be like having your soul mate.
Girl 1- OMG, look at ivaylo I would be so lucky to be with him.
Girl 2- You like him don't you?
Girl 1- Of course

Girl 2- GIIIIRL HE'S MIIINE!!!
*Cat fight*
Ivaylo by W.a.s.d. February 12, 2019

maja ivarsson 

hot blonde (not dumb) front woman singer from the band 'the sounds' .......very sexual woman that makes EVERYONE jizz their pants..
damn.! last month i went to a 'sounds' show and maja ivarsson was crazy ..all up on felix..showing everyone her undies..shes so rad.!
maja ivarsson by al;sdkfj September 24, 2006

Ebony & Ivory 

A black and white friendship
Look at Ebony & Ivory coming down the hall!
Ebony & Ivory by ivory,sonn! March 23, 2010
Ivar is an extremely good looking, sexy, handsome individual who most likely has more money on his bank account than you have. He also automatically has a dick that is 10 inches bigger than yours, no matter how big yours is.
Girl 1: Daaamn, you see that Ivar over there?
Girl 2: Yeah, he is so hot!
Ivar by bruhMomentSummoner October 17, 2019

Ivory Shower 

The act of ejaculating on a sexual partner. Also known as a facial, cumshot, etc. Named due to the color of the seminal fluid, and because it is a similar idea to a Golden Shower
Man, I was watching this porn, and the dude totally gave the chick an Ivory Shower.
Ivory Shower by ZeeEss January 22, 2009
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