Ivanos 

When you are worse than a noob

“I got killed by a noob”. “Wow, you are such a Ivanos”

Ivanos by _Safir_ June 3, 2018

Ivanism 

In a battle of wit during discussion on public forums, message boards, fb groups.. etc. an Ivanism is considered to be a truly weak response of the highest degree. A weak and unbalanced retort in which extreme cases of butthurt are revealed. An Ivanism is also known as a euphemism to the expression "foot in mouth" which in many cases may come back to haunt person (who in lost train of thought or just out of plain stupidity blurts out said Ivanism) at a later time, even much later.

Some Ivanisms are so epic in content that they warrant being saved and stored for future/educational purposes.

Littledick: Your newest entry attempt on UD does not embarrass me in the slightest, and to prove my point I will be sure to look it up and click on "DO NOT PUBLISH" for "I am a Senior Urban Dictionary Editor, that means I am God.... bow before me!"

Bigdick: I may not get my entry accepted into Urban Dictionary, but you have just given me this most precious moment for which I am eternally grateful. You not only gave me the perfect example for my newest entry, but your latest shriek has got to be your greatest Ivanism yet.

Thank you, Mr. Senior Editor @ Urban Dictionary, your inspiration is greatly appreciated and I have decided to give it another shot.

Sincerely, Bigdick

Ivanism by Higzy Teflon November 29, 2010

Ivanov 

Bulgarian sex God. Behind his harsh exterior lies a penis of pure gold. Capable of pleasing multiple woman at the same time for hours on end

"I can't even walk right now. I hooked up with an Ivanov last night... and this morning... and 5 minutes ago"

Ivanov by thelannman July 27, 2016

@ivanoutsold 

A silly boy who is only good at jerking off, he have 7362728 crushes and is a fag. He sucks white and asian guys cocks. He is obsessed with Instagram user lovelypeachesmusic100 and have disgusting taste in music and men. He is a bitch and a pedophile

Maybe if @ivanoutsold streamed breathin

@ivanoutsold by ¢v^^$+@|\| $ November 12, 2019

ivano 

the sweetest, kindest, most caring person in the world. Everyone would be lucky to have an Ivano in their life. Ivano is everything good. He unlocks parts of your heart that seemed closed forever. He is patient, attentive and all around wonderful. He will do anything to see a smile on your face, and you will want to do anything to see his smile too. When he smiles, it is an amazing phenomena, for a split second everything is right in the world. When he smiles, I smile. His eyes radiate with warmth and kindness. His capacity for love is limitless. In times when others get angry and lash out, Ivano remains calm and supportive. He will hold you tight when you are full of fear. There is nothing better than being in his arms, it is the safest place in the world. In his arms time stands still. He will be your strength in any time of need. An Ivano will caress your face, look deep into your eyes and tell you he loves you with all his heart. An Ivano will tell you that you are beautiful and perfect and amazing, with such certainty that you too believe it is true. In loving Ivano you will also learn to love yourself. Ivan truly is synonymous with love.
What is love?

-Love is Ivano.

What is love love is Ivano

ivano by Sickoriclo May 22, 2018

ivanist 

This is a group or a person who has hatefulness towards someone who is named Ivan. Everyday someone named Ivan is getting harassed these people are know Ivanist. These people need to learn to start appreciating an Ivan. IVAN LIVES MATTER

I hate Ivan Ex of Ivanist
Ivan pulls no bitches Ex Ivanist
We are not inviting Ivan Ex Ivanist

ivanist by Ivan Nguyen April 15, 2022

Ana Ivanovic 

Ana Ivanovic is a Beautiful Serbian Tennis Player who can Actually play Tennis very well. Born November 6, 1987 in Belgrade, Serbia She is the second ranked Serbian player in The World. In June 2007, she reached her first Grand Slam final at the French Open losing to Justine Henin this was followed by a semi-final appearance at Wimbledon. Ranking is #No. 4 in The World for Womens Tennis as of 2007 and Shes only 19.

Ana Ivanovic is a Beautiful Serbian Tennis Player.

Ana Ivanovic by babyshambles_4_ever October 1, 2007