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This is a group or a person who has hatefulness towards someone who is named Ivan. Everyday someone named Ivan is getting harassed these people are know Ivanist. These people need to learn to start appreciating an Ivan. IVAN LIVES MATTER
I hate Ivan Ex of Ivanist
Ivan pulls no bitches Ex Ivanist
We are not inviting Ivan Ex Ivanist
ivanist by Ivan Nguyen April 15, 2022
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In a battle of wit during discussion on public forums, message boards, fb groups.. etc. an Ivanism is considered to be a truly weak response of the highest degree. A weak and unbalanced retort in which extreme cases of butthurt are revealed. An Ivanism is also known as a euphemism to the expression "foot in mouth" which in many cases may come back to haunt person (who in lost train of thought or just out of plain stupidity blurts out said Ivanism) at a later time, even much later.

Some Ivanisms are so epic in content that they warrant being saved and stored for future/educational purposes.
Littledick: Your newest entry attempt on UD does not embarrass me in the slightest, and to prove my point I will be sure to look it up and click on "DO NOT PUBLISH" for "I am a Senior Urban Dictionary Editor, that means I am God.... bow before me!"

Bigdick: I may not get my entry accepted into Urban Dictionary, but you have just given me this most precious moment for which I am eternally grateful. You not only gave me the perfect example for my newest entry, but your latest shriek has got to be your greatest Ivanism yet.

Thank you, Mr. Senior Editor @ Urban Dictionary, your inspiration is greatly appreciated and I have decided to give it another shot.

Sincerely, Bigdick
Ivanism by Higzy Teflon November 29, 2010

goran ivanisevic

A Croatian Tennis player who won Wimbledon in 2001 as the wild card
I Am Genious..a famous quote by Goran Ivanisevic
i•can•ist

noun - An individual who does things because they can. Term carries the connotation of having achieved notable accomplishments such as amassing wealth and/or influence, thus allowing he or she to do certain things.
Donald Trump, Bill Gates, Hugh Hefner, Ted Turner, Oprah Winfrey and Bill Clinton are icanists.
icanist by Todd Smith August 26, 2007
Illogical hacky code that is prone to fail and only apply to a single use case
This code is full of ivanisms
ivanism by pseudocoder August 7, 2017
a shy and sweet bitch that falls in love with anyone that shows slight interest and becomes concerningly obsessive and is also just kinda crazy in general most of the time their quiet and can be cold hearted at times
ivanis always stalks her crushes on social media
ivanis by sasukesbihh.hh November 22, 2021

Ivanaste 

Attitude of do something silly, or get excited with things that have no sense like "prenderse", or anything that do not goes with the moment. It comes from a character of a congress who cannot miss.
When you dont follow the party:
- Hey como que se me están quitando las ganas de ir.
- We ya te ivanaste!
- La neta ,sí.

When something its really wrong:
- Ivanismo extremo.
Ivanaste by marine12 December 11, 2012
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