Itchy Ass

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When you have an itchy ass you would probably go into the bathroom and grab some ass wipe and just wipe it until it becomes non itchy or, you could just take the grody way and itch it with your fish smelling fingers.

Tyler: I have such and itchy butthole dude!
Ria: Lmao you have a itchy ass
Tyler: Guess i'll go and itch it with my fingers bye!

Itchy Ass by robloxmantheman October 25, 2019

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itchy ass syndrome

the sweaty, itchy, cheesy feeling between your ass cheeks which usually occurs from sweating or not wiping your ass good enough. In other words, give it a second wipe.

About 5 mins after taking a dump I started to obtain itchy ass syndrome.

itchy ass syndrome by Knobert August 29, 2006

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itchy ass syndrome

most itchy asses are the result of either rubbing toilet paper too hard or poor hygiene like going to bed with a sweaty crack. wash it before bed and go easy on it when cleaning and itchy ass will go away.

my itchy ass syndrome is better now that i keep it clean

itchy ass syndrome by juansheeet March 5, 2017

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Itchy Poop Ass

Itchy Poop Ass occurs in the male population and is caused by insufficient wiping after defecation. As time progresses, the victim of Itchy Poop Ass (IPA), will begin to notice the agitation of the anus and surrounding area. The only known cure to Itchy Poop Ass is a shower.

Man Harrison I got some really bad Itchy Poop Ass because I didn't wipe properly today. I am going to have to leave work and take a shower.

Itchy Poop Ass by J Barn December 27, 2007

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itchy loose ass

Diarrhea so bad it seeps out causing a itchy burning sensation.

Taco bell gives me itchy loose ass

itchy loose ass by Swaffhausen December 11, 2022

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your ass is itchy

When you want to let someone know that you think they are full of shit; or they are wrong and/ or lying

Person 1: “My girlfriends a model. My mom loves her! She’s so sweet & beautiful!
Person 2: “No way! When has your mom met her? When have you met her? you always talk about her but none of us have ever met her. You haven’t even met her! We’ve all only seen the same picture again & again.

Person 1: “no, we met um, ah, last month’” “ she’s just always out of state since, you know, she’s a model”
Person 2: haha dude, no way! Quit lying! Your ass is itchy!

your ass is itchy by DCH_23 May 16, 2018

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itchy asshole

An anus that has an uneasy irritating sensation

He who go to bed with itchy asshole, wake with stinky finger.

itchy asshole by King Shit February 26, 2003

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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