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You are an artisan of the Italian trouser snake.
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Mate it's not pasta if you don't have the fresh cherry tomatoes mate fuck off! Just give it to me now the prosciutto, please!
Mate, fuck off I'm not a Italian snake I'm a dog mate, woof.
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