Isodating 

Dating someone whilst following social distancing/self-isolation protocols during the coronavirus pandemic.

John: I've just started seeing this girl!
Craig: How - aren't you supposed to be in isolation?
John: Yeah, so we're isodating over the internet.
Craig: Nice.
John: Nice.

Isodating by Clikdapp March 19, 2020

Isolating Yourself 

When you hide in corners, keep to yourself excessively, like to be alone and are slightly scared of people.

Doctor: Anya, stop isolating yourself. You're going to become a hermit.

Anya: OK. (Makes a weird noise and runs out of the room, slamming the door behind her and locking herself into the bathroom)

Isolating Yourself by AtlantisTheTelekinetic October 27, 2015

self-isolating

The excuse you give to your friends when you don't want to go out but would rather stay in and watch Netflix in your pajamas.

"Hey Karen, you wanna grab some drinks tonight?"
"Sorry, can't do it tonight, I'm self-isolating."

self-isolating by Gartholomew83 March 12, 2020

Self Isolating 

Pretending to have a cough so you can go home for a mega mastabation marathon.

14 days at home, alone, with all the toilet paper you can get your hands on.

I've emptied Tesco of all the toilet roll. I'm off home now to do some "Self Isolating". I hope my wrist holds out.

Self Isolating by HoopeyPoops March 17, 2020

self-isolating-myself 

uh. the new stupidest way to say - my brain has been destroyed because i am spending all of my time in my house watching tv for 2 years now.

"Yeah, yuo never know who has COVID, so I have been self-isolating-myself just to be safe".

self-isolating-myself by Evil Con Weasel April 16, 2022

Isadrating 

Jacking off while talking on myspace.

I was isadrating when I messaged that chick on myspace last night!

Isadrating by cockenmouthelementery January 21, 2009

Isolating cock 

A term used by the train industry to refer to tools used to shut off appliances.

Behind this cabinet we have passenger communicating isolating cock, suspension reservoir isolating cock, door reservoir isolating cock, and two air suspension isolating cocks.

Isolating cock by KnorrGuy May 26, 2021