Isodating

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Dating someone whilst following social distancing/self-isolation protocols during the coronavirus pandemic.

John: I've just started seeing this girl!
Craig: How - aren't you supposed to be in isolation?
John: Yeah, so we're isodating over the internet.
Craig: Nice.
John: Nice.

Isodating by Clikdapp March 19, 2020

Words you can keep

Isolating Yourself

When you hide in corners, keep to yourself excessively, like to be alone and are slightly scared of people.

Doctor: Anya, stop isolating yourself. You're going to become a hermit.

Anya: OK. (Makes a weird noise and runs out of the room, slamming the door behind her and locking herself into the bathroom)

Isolating Yourself by AtlantisTheTelekinetic October 27, 2015

self-isolating

The excuse you give to your friends when you don't want to go out but would rather stay in and watch Netflix in your pajamas.

"Hey Karen, you wanna grab some drinks tonight?"
"Sorry, can't do it tonight, I'm self-isolating."

self-isolating by Gartholomew83 March 12, 2020

Self Isolating

Pretending to have a cough so you can go home for a mega mastabation marathon.

14 days at home, alone, with all the toilet paper you can get your hands on.

I've emptied Tesco of all the toilet roll. I'm off home now to do some "Self Isolating". I hope my wrist holds out.

Self Isolating by HoopeyPoops March 17, 2020

self-isolating-myself

uh. the new stupidest way to say - my brain has been destroyed because i am spending all of my time in my house watching tv for 2 years now.

"Yeah, yuo never know who has COVID, so I have been self-isolating-myself just to be safe".

self-isolating-myself by Evil Con Weasel April 16, 2022

Isadrating

Jacking off while talking on myspace.

I was isadrating when I messaged that chick on myspace last night!

Isadrating by cockenmouthelementery January 21, 2009

Isolating cock

A term used by the train industry to refer to tools used to shut off appliances.

Behind this cabinet we have passenger communicating isolating cock, suspension reservoir isolating cock, door reservoir isolating cock, and two air suspension isolating cocks.

Isolating cock by KnorrGuy May 26, 2021

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026