2 definition by Gartholomew83

Top Definition
What you claim to do when someone is into you, but you want to avoid them and not be rude.
Sorry I can't hang out tonight, I'm actually practicing social distancing.
by Gartholomew83 March 12, 2020

Mug icon
Buy a Social distancing mug!
The excuse you give to your friends when you don't want to go out but would rather stay in and watch Netflix in your pajamas.
"Hey Karen, you wanna grab some drinks tonight?"
"Sorry, can't do it tonight, I'm self-isolating."
by Gartholomew83 March 12, 2020

Mug icon
Buy a self-isolating mug!